Does your mind go blank during the five minutes they give you toward the end of the semester to fill out a course evaluation
sheet? If so, you're not alone. Prepare to give a memorable evaluation and study the following list.

    "This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take it all on faith."
    "Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor."
    "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."
    "His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame."
    "Textbook is confusing... Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread it."
    "Have you ever fallen asleep in class and awakened in another? That's the way I felt all semester."
    "In class I learned that I can fudge answers and get away with it."
    "Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot."
    "The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries to tell you where to go, but you can never
    understand him."
    "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."
    "In class the syllabus is more important than you are."
    "Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"
    "This course kept me out of trouble from 2-4:30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
    "Most of us spent the first 3 weeks terrified of the class. Then solidarity kicked in."
    "Bogus number crunching. My HP is exhausted."
    "The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon."
    "TA steadily improved throughout the course... I think he started drinking and it really loosened him up."
    "Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose: spraying in all directions, no way to stop it."
    "I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin tapes that I used more while doing the problem sets
    than I would have used the text."
    "What's the quality of the text? 'Text is printed on high quality paper.'"
    "Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was, where I was, and what I was doing--it's a great stress
    reliever."
    "I am convinced that you can learn by osmosis by just sitting in his class."
    "He is one of the best teachers I have had... He is well-organized, presents good lectures, and creates interest in the
    subject. I hope my comments don't hurt his chances of getting tenure."
    "I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels. They've got a cool nest in the tree."
    "He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."
    "Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material."