You Might Be A College Student...
1. If you have ever price shopped
for Top Ramen.
2. If you live in a house with
three couches, none of which match.
3. If you consider Mac and Cheese
a balanced meal.
4. If you have ever written a check
for 45 cents.
5. If you have a fine collection
of domestic beer bottles.
6. If you have ever seen two consecutive
sunrises withoutsleeping.
7. If your glass set is composed
of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups (i.e. Olympic Dream Team I
or II).
8. If your underwear supply dictates
the time between laundry loads.
9. If you cannot remember when
you last washed your car.
10. If you can pack your worldly
possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
11. If you have ever had to justify
yourself for buying Natural Light.
12. If the first thing you do in
the morning is roll over and introduce yourself.
13. If you average less than 3
hours of sleep a night.
14. If your trash is overflowing
and your bank account isn't.
15. If you go to Wal-Mart more
than 3 times a week.
16. If you eat at the cafeteria
because it's "free", even though it sucks.
17. If you are personally keeping
the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
18. If you wake up 10 minutes before
class.
19. If you wear the same jeans
13 days in a row -- without washing them.
20. If your breakfast consists
of a coke on the way to class.
21. If your social life consists
of a date with the library.
22. If your idea of "doing your
hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
23 If it takes a shovel to find
the floor of your room.
24. If you carry less than a dollar
on you at all times because that's all you have.
25. If you haven't done laundry
in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
26. If your midnight snack is microwave
popcorn.
27. If you celebrate finding a
quarter.
28. If your room is so cold that
your toilet freezes over.
29. If your walls are plastered
with posters of half naked men or women (whichever your preference).
30. If you have built up a tolerance
for certain beverages (hehehe).
31. If you wear a sweat suit for
so long that it stands up by itself.
32. If your backpack is giving
you Scoliosis.
33. If you get more sleep in class
than in your room.
34. If your idea of feeding the
poor is buying yourself some RamenNoodles.
35. If you can sleep through your
roommate's blaring stereo.
36. If you live in an area that
is smaller than most mobile homes.
37. If you get more e-mail than
mail......