* Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

     * Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

     * Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of
     parachutes?

     * Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
     prohibited there?

     * Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

     * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

     * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the
     mornings?

     * If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
     locks on the doors?

     * If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
 

     * If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON
     stick to the pan?

     * If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it
     from a height, what would happen?

     * If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
     when you turn on the headlights?

     * You know how most packages say "Open here".  What is the
     protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

     * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

     * Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

     * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called
     a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's
     called cargo?

     * You know that little indestructible black box that is used on
     planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same
     substance?

     * Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,
     you turn down the volume on the radio?

                           *What happens when you set a slinky on an escalator?

                 *What exactly happens when you hit a can of Cheez Whiz with a sledgehammer?

            *Why do you either have 5 minutes to get to the gate at the exact opposite end of the airport and
                5 hours to get to the gate right next to you?

             *Do Barbies explode in the microwave?

          *What IS the Incredible Edible Egg?

               *Why does the army man's gun melt faster than the feet?

        *Isn't Microsoft Works an oxymoron?

  *It IS true that you lose taste buds as you get older. My dad's ultimate recipe is recooked spaghetti, chile, Barbeque sauce,
turkey, cornbread, and brussel sprouts

*What is the universe expanding into?

*I like corn.

*Is AOL linked somehow linked to the CIA of FBI?

*Why do you get a zillion AOL disks in the mail?