" Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean no one is out to get you" - friend

        " I am considered normal...In some cultures" - me

             "We are the Knights Who Say 'Neee'"  - can't remember wich one

                    "Your mother was a hamster  and your father smelt of elder berries"  -French Man

    Note:  If you are actually reading these lists you need something better to do with your life. Seriously. Go      away.

        "Staying in front of the computer for 3 hours will increase you chance of getting a tumor by 75%"   - Celtic Fighter

             "MMMMMMMMMM...BEEFY!"  - kid on TV

"Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand"

"Careful, we don't want to learn anthing from this!" - Calvin

"We have Spackle, right?" -Jason

"Do you believe in  the devil, the supreme being bent on the destruction of man?"
"I am not sure if man needs the help" - Calvin and Hobbes conversing

"Why rebuild which will only be destroyed?" - unknown

"The man who plants his feet firmly on the ground cannot put on his pants" -not Confucius

"A jury consists of twelve persons to decide who has a better lawer" - Robert Frost

"A Sunday school is a prison in wich children do penace for the evil conscience
for there parents" - H.L. Mencken

"All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few" - Stendhaul

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education" - Bertrand Russell

"The basis of optimism is sheer terror" - Oscar Wilde

"I like children.  If they're properly cooked" - W.C. Fields

"Sometimes, I guess, there aren't enought rocks" - Forrest Gump

"In the beginning the Universe was created.  This has made a lot of people angry and has been widely
regarded as a bad move" Douglas Adams