Three men were in a hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man , who was reading the novel, "A tale of twin cities ", "sir you're the father of twins.

A man about to have an operation was nervous . "there is no reason to worry ", a nurse told him.

                     THE DOCTOR HAS SEEN AN OPERATION JUST LIKE yours on the TV"

"Darling ", he whispered "You are the only one for me. I love u, I need you, I cant live without u."

               "Please! she gasped, pushing the ardent young man away." Why, what's wrong?" the young man asked. She answered" I am in a gay-mood and i don't want to get serious".

                       "Who is serious?" said the young man.

Mr. Jones: "I can't make up my mind whether to be a psychiatrist or an author.

Mr. Lamb: "Why don't toss for it -'head' for psychiatrist. 'tales' for the author

"what do the best paid writers write", asked the teacher of a journalist class.

"prescriptions" answered the bright student.

"Mummy, my wedding has to be perfect", Said the bride to be. "we shouldn't overlook the minutest detail," Don't worry, dear he' will definitely show up!"

A man who spent 20 years in prison killed the time by training an ant that appeared in his cell. After he left prison , he went straight to a bar and after receiving his drink, he found he could not resist the temptation top show off the ants talents. Placing it on the bar counter he asked the waiter "Look at this ant!"

The waiter moved quickly ,crushed the ant and apologized , "Please forgive us, Sir."

Did you hear about the short sighted turtle that fell in lve with a crash helmet.