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The War Report.

Sunday 10th May 1998 Challenging clan [Q98] Member who challenged LOB [Q98] Dave LOB members who attended LOB Saber LOB Druss [Q98] members who attended [Q98] Dave [Q98] Popeye Status of clanwar – WE WON!!!!!! The best LOB player in the clanwar – LOB Druss Notes on the clan war- Not really a big proper clan war. It was going to be, but there was a bit of a mix up and people went onto different servers, got disconnected or just didn’t turn up, so it was only a 2 v 2. This was mainly because Globalnet was fucked up (my sources tell me it was camper clay who changed it to 2 frags, the stupid fuck witted knob-end), so we had to chose a different server quick, this led to complications (high pings mainly) so we had to switch servers all the time, so people got lost and so forth. By Dandy

Firstly a BIG thanks from all the Clan to Dandy for all his work and time arranging the Clan War and keeping the members informed. An apology to Mad Ferrit for losing him. And Druss for carrying the day :-) Well it all seemed rather straight forward to start with! :-) LOB Vs Q98 over five Levels (E1M1 - E1M5) on Global, with the winner being the side that provided the best winning results. That might sound a little ambiguous and open to a degree of interpretation, but we did'ny quibble as we all felt confidant that there would only be ONE interpretation of the end result! Well the straight forward went out the window when some twat at Global set the Frag Limit to 2! ASS HOLE! That meant there was the inevitable discussion as to which Server to play on. After a few mins Q98 tossed Quake.Enta.Net in to the hat and we all trooped off there. Mistake No.1 Unfortunately Mad Ferrit had the wrong IP and we lost him and despite searching several times never found him. Then after the standard round of ping inspections Dandy and Saber returned wandering pings of between 400 - 3000 (oooo eeer) and even Druss was none to happy with his! Another round of "pass the Server" ensued. In the middle of this someone pipes up "where's the rest of Q98?", as there was still only Q98 Dave and Q98 Popeye, to which Q98 Dave replied "I Dunno, probably playing some where else", "Well Fucking well go and get them!" was the rather swift and totally warranted reply from Dandy. "Does it really matter?" Q98 Dave says (I think that comment got to Dandy a bit :-), "Yes it Fucking well does, I spent ages getting 4 players together at the same time, so go fucking get them!" Dandy has a way of making his feelings known :-) Q98 Dave went to find some more Q98. Whilst he was away the "which Server" discussion continued. Demon, it seemed was being to edge ahead on that score. That discussion was mistake No.2. The out come was that Druss, Saber and Q98 Popeye would wait at Enta.Net whilst Q98 Dave and two more Q98's returned and Dandy went off and looked for Mad Ferrit. The bit Druss and Saber missed was the bit about all going to Demon after ten mins to play there whatever happened. Mistake No.3. Shortly after Q98 Dave returned and said that Q98..... (whatever his God damn name was), was coming along..... maybe. Geeerrrrrr. So we waited, and waited, and still no sigh of a Q98 or Dandy, what the Hell was going on! In fact Dandy was on Demon waiting for us to join him, of course unbeknown to us. You should be getting the picture by know! >:-| After 15 mins or so patience starts to ware thin, Q98 Dave suggests a 2 Vs 2. Druss and Saber except despite the atrocious ping and the Levels being DM, for fear of yet another "Goto Server...." cock-up and the fast advancing time. Of the Game itself there is really little to say. Druss jumped every level except the first and kept Q98 Dave below 13 frags and down as low as 2 frags. Saber even managed to keep the second place player Q98 Popeye below or within a few frags (it should be noted that he probably lost more frags by blowing himself up due to lag than he gained!), and that was that, as they say. LOB 184 frags Q98 75 frags So a win by 109 frags! By Saber.

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