The Sad Bad Quake joke book! 

 
 "What`s  a talentless, sniping shite for brain's faverate film?"
 
"Carry on camping!"
 
By Dandy
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 "How many ISKA's does it take to change a lightbulb?"
 
"All of them; one to change the lightbulb, and the rest to complain about their ping!"
 
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"How many TBM's does it take to change a lightbulb?"
 
"Two; one to change the lightbulb, and the other one to kiss his arse."
 
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"How many MAC's does it take to change a lightbulb?"
 
"Two; one to change the lightbulb, and the other one to keep pressing the pause button."
 
by TriBlade
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 How  many Campers does it take to change a lightbulb?
 
None!  Campers like the darkGerrrr!
 
by Saber
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