Porky paul the stinky chef! 

 
 Salt & Turkey.
The Worlds best sandwich.
 
First get some bread, white sliced, none of that brown shit or any of
that frozen stuff that bonds itself to you're teeth once thawed.
Kak.
Fresh white sliced, not Economy either or Own Brand bollocks,
just a good white sliced loaf, got that?
Yea right, I bet you by some cheapshit bread and fuck this
recipe right up, tosserGerrrr.
Now take your Cheapshit bread and shove ti up y'r ass,
then (after you washed y'r 'ands) take the nice White Sliced stuff and Butter it liberally with a GOOD quality SALTED butter,
makin' sure you spread Right To The Edge!
Once done sprinkle liberally with salt, leave for a few minutes
to dissolve into the butter, never ever salt the turkey directly.
When the salt has had a chance to melt into the butter layer on several
layers of Thinly slicked turkey breast (with skin if you don't mind) none of that leg crap only the finest white meat.
Place on the other slice of bread, cut into neat little triangles and remove the scabby crusts.  If you follow this recipe To The Letter I personally Guarantee you will enjoy the bestest sandwich ever.
 
Submitted by Cresum on account of I made him ;-)
 

 
LOB's Special Recipe
Hash Browns.
 
For 1 cookie:
 
1 joint worth of pot
1/4 tsp. oil (just enough to moisten the pot)
1 tbsp. oats
2 tsp. Eier Likoer (or just egg)
(a few raisins?, a bit of brown sugar or molasses?)
Mix pot & oil, add rest and form into cookie on a piece of foil.
bake at 350 for 10 min, or until bottom starts to turn brown.
 
Eier Likoer makes good cookies, it's this yellow stuff usually somewhere
around the Baily's. ingredients are egg yolks, sugar, and alcohol.