The story of  Spazzle.
Spazzle was the bravest man in all his town and he was not scared of anything. When a giant pink slimey creature threatened his people spazzle bravely ate the monster (possibly a worm) as spazzle made the land safe around his people he began journeying further and further from his homeland fighting larger and scarier monsters. As spazzle defeated the creatures he ate them thus adding to his strength that of his defeated enemy and it also made him but on weight , finally he killed a mighty ground monster (as his people called the four legged pointy eared smelly evil ugly whisker wearing(?) creatures) With this final victory spazzles people were safe and all of his kind rejoiced, but spazzle had got used to the life as a hero and with no more threats he began to fade from the media spotlight, so in a crazy attempt to return to the peoples hearts as a great hero he began a verbal campaign against the strange two legged creatures that sometimes threw food to his people claiming that they were an enemy trying to poison everyone, but to stupid to have succeeded so far but eventually they would get lucky. As spazzle was a great hero everyone believed him and spazzle managed to gather a great army. The first day they took to the air in search of the enemy they came across one lone big wingless monster (as their enemy was now known, or charlies for short ) spazzle mighty army attacked and killed the charlie without taking a single casualty as usual spazzle ate the enemy and the whole army returned home happy. The next day the army flew off to battle again this time spazzle spotted between his legs more than one charlie which greatly alarmed him, but with his army?s great victory of the day before spazzle led his troops against the four charlies who seemed to be carrying sticks that they were pointing at them. Several minutes later after some loud bangs spazzle army lay dead on the floor getting gathered up for pie fillings (yumee) Spazzle , the only of his kind surviving the battle flew away cursing his ill luck and vowing to return some day to avenge his followers. As spazzle flew away into the sunset a Golden Eagle flew next to him to complement him on his bravery and invite him to become an honoree eagle, but then the eagle changed his mind and ate spazzle, after all spazzle was the plumpest looking pigeon he had ever seen.
The End.
The motto of this story is to never trust aardvarks (as they are surely evil)
Character cast (for a film)
Spazzle: Al pachino
Funny pigeon : bloke from the wedding singer
Pigeon soldier one : Arnie
Man who gets eaten : will smith (teehee)
Other characters : who cares I?m to bored to think of any more.

No animals were hurt in the shooting of this film except for 200 pigeons (who were killed) a cat (who was eaten) Several humans (all dead now) and 15 goats sacrificed to our pagan gods.

All characters are fictional no offence intended blah blah blah
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Copyright Plumbob Good shit productions 2000

p.s all of the worlds greatest people have at one time been considered mad, consider that before you judge me
p.p.s I know I think I?m great to
p.p.p.s only 50 pounds for further stories of spazzles peoples continuing struggles.
p.p.p.p.s I wonder what all the extra p?s stand for ? surely they don?t all mean post
p.p.p.p.p.s  Are you still reading?
p.p.p.p.p.p.s If you are you must be pretty bored by now (or maybe you are just sad )
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.s look whos talking eh.

West Brom rule,
                     Mr Pigeon.