General Declaration of Some Stuff

Oh my yes. It's quite important to state my background. Why the hell I'm doing this and all that hap-hap-happy stuff. I can't say I have any real goals to it all. It's far too late for me to make the least comedic website ever. And I certainly haven't the talent to become the funniest bastard on the planet. So about all I can hope for out of my life is to be consistenly mediocre. Causing a chuckle here, getting a blank stare there. It's the good life.
If there's a motto to this site, it would have to be, "Originality? What's that?" My main form of output will be to make "wacky" reviews to old games and to whine like a little bitch about how life is "Soooooo horrible!" Two things likely not to cause waves.
You should also notice the black background on your left. It wasn't picked because I'm super-ultra-sexy-mysterioso. It's just soothing on the eyes. And it makes a spiffy 3-D effect when certain colors of blue are used. Yum.
Low-level bitching, and uninformative reviews await you. Enjoy.
Oh yeah, and I'm sure none of you are wondering why I chose to call myself Mr. Joy Joy. Well, despite all the horrible little cards I was dealt in life, I somehow managed to grow my own Big Dick. And that's all a guy needs in life. Oh, I suppose something to stick the thing into would be nice. Be it a woman, a man, or a watermelon with a hole carved out.

Okay, enough of that go away.