The Robotnik Conspiracy

by the tECHIDNA

Intro

It was like any other day on Mobius. Robotnik's factories are pumping out toxins at full speed, Sonic and his friends are devising new ways of attack, and Dr. Robotnik and his minions are trying to come up with a plan to destroy Sonic the Hedgehog-- or robotisize him trying.

"OK, sir," said Snively, Robotnik's main sidekick, "here's a plan. We dress up like game show hosts while our robots align all of the moons of Mobius in one place while distracting Princess Sally while dancing 'disco' music!"

"I don't want to be a game show host, the SWATbots can't do that, Princess Sally is going to catch on to us in 45 seconds, and what the heck is 'disco' music?!" replied an angry Robotnik.

"Uh, nothing that I know of."

"Whatever. Scratch, Grounder, Coconuts, get in here!"

"Yes, your evilness!" the three top Badniks reported.

"I...need...a plan," said an exasperated Robotnik.

"Well, how about dressing like game show hosts, while the SWATbots align the moo--"

"Thanks for trying, Grounder, but NO!" from Robotnik.

"I got it!" said Coconuts.

"Fine, go ahead. It can't be too much worse."

"How about if we make up a conspiracy theory about Sonic, then pass it along to the Freedom Fighters, which makes Sonic look bad. Then when Sonic goes off into the woods to sulk, we catch him off his guard, and then destroy him! Yeah-yeah!"

"That-- That's brilliant!" replied a happy Robotnik. "How did you figure that out?"

"I saw the same thing happen to someone on TV."

"Figures."

Part 1

Unknowing of the fate that would soon befall him, Sonic rushes back into the Great Forest, where the Freedom Fighters' secret base of operations, Knothole, is.

Princess Sally and Rotor are devising a new secret plan, while Tails is fishing in Rotor's tool closet for parts.

"Hey, Sal! What's shakin'?" said Sonic.

"We may have something that will finally eavesdrop on Robotnik without him knowing about it, and we'll know his secret plans!" replied Sally.

"And all it involves is radio-wave communication," Rotor chimed in.

"How would a radio station help us against Robotnik?!" said Sonic.

"Actually, that's what we're doing-- Tails, hand me that vacuum tube."

"What Rotor means," explained Sally to Sonic, "is that Robotnik controls almost every form of communications around Robotropolis: phone, TV, computer, cable-- you name it! Except for radio!"

"But Robotnik will just block the wave!"

"Yes, but only for one channel. It would take loads of wave blockers to block all of the channels into Robotropolis-- which Robotnik doesn't have!"

"But we can't tune into Robotnik's channels just by a regular radio."

"Exactly. We have tons of Robotnik's surplus parts from his robots. One of them is a radio/satellite power amplifier-- which is just what we need!"

"Cool! If we can find it, then we'll be really juic-- Tails!!"

Sonic got interrupted by a huge crash from the closet. There, sitting in a pile of twisted metal and glass is an injured Tails.

"Tails! Are you OK?"

Groggily, Tails answered, "Ohh, yeah. I found it. Ohhh..."

"Excellent work, Tails. Go get some rest."

"Thanks, 'Aunt' Sally," as Tails staggered out the door.

"OK, Sally, we got all of the parts we need. Assembling it is a snap, but finding the station channel that Robotnik is on is another matter."

"No problem, Rotor! Me and Sal will find that station in a Sonic second! We'll just go to Robotropolis and find the station from there!"

"Thanks, guys. I'll get on assembling this transmitter right now."

Part 2

As we return to Robotropolis...

"Evil one! Hedgehog approaching city limits!" said a SWATbot.

"What are you telling me for? Get him, but don't destroy him!" said Robotnik.

"Uh, why?"

"Because I'll recycle you into a file cabinet if you do, that's why!"

That was all the motivation the SWATbot needed. 2 minutes later...

"OK, Robotnik. I destroyed your 'bots, now come on out!"

"I won't, hedgehog..."

"But we will!" replied the squad of Scratch, Grounder and Coconuts.

3 minutes later...

"OK, Robotnik. I took care of your 'doom squad', now come on out!"

"I still won't, hedgehog..."

"But I will!" said Snively, driving Robotnik's Egg-O-Matic.

45 seconds later...

"Sonic," said Sally, "we got what we need. Let's get out of here!"

"This is getting boring, we're outta here!"

"Run, hedgehog, but I knew you were trying to get to my radio signal! This just makes my plan complete!" Robotnik would've beamed with pride, had he not known that he was out of the range of Sonic's hearing.

It doesn't stop here, folks...there's more coming soon!

Will Robotnik carry out his plan anyway?

Will the Freedom Fighters carry out theirs?

What conspiracy is Robotnik in?

Find out the answers soon!!

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