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Kyle's Moms a B*tch in D-Minor
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Cartman: "Weeelll, Kyle's mom's a bitch! She's a big fat bitch! She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world! She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls!"
Kyle: "Shut up Cartman!"
Mr. Hankey: "Howdy ho!"
Kyle: "Mr.Hankey!"
Cartman: "On Monday she's a bitch! On Tuesday she's a bitch! And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch! Then on Sunday just to be different she's a super kinkamayamaya be--atch!"
Mr. Hankey: "Golly, that isn't very nice! I'd sure like to teach him a lesson!"
Cartman: "Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!!! She's a stupid bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitch, yes she just a dirty bitch. Kyle's mom's a bitchhhahhhh!!!
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