WARNING!!!  Don't read this if foul language offends you.



Latin Derivation Of FUCK


  Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English

  language today is the word "FUCK".  It is the one magical word which

  just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.  In

  language, "FUCK" falls into many grammatical categories.  It can be

  used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive

  (Mary was fucked by John).  It can be an active verb (John really gives

  a fuck) or a passive verb (Mary doesn't give a fuck).  Or an adverb

  (Mary is fucking interested in John) and as a noun (Mary is a terrific

  fuck).  It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).

  As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "FUCK".

  Besides its sexual connotations, this credible word can be used to

  decribe many situations:


          GREETINGS       "How the fuck are you?"

          FRAUD           "I got fucked by the car dealer."

          DISMAY          "Oh, fuck it."

          TROUBLE         "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."

          AGGRESSION      "Fuck you!!!"

          DISGUST         "Fuck me!!!"

          CONFUSION       "What the fuck....?"

          DIFFICULTY      "I don't understand this fucking thing."

          DESPAIR         "Fucked again."

          INCOMPETENCE    "He fucks up everything."

          DISPLEASURE     "What the fuck is going on."

          LOST            "Where the fuck are we?"

          DISBELIEF       "Unfuckingbelievable!!!"

          RETALIATION     "Up your fucking ass!!!"


  It can be used in an anatomical description -- He's a fucking asshole.

  It can be used to tell time -- It's five fucking thirty.

  It can be used in business -- How did I wind up in this fucking job.

  It can be maternal -- as in Motherfucker.


  And, never forget General Custer's last words, "Where did all them

  fucking Indians come from?"  Also, the famous last words from the

  Mayor of Hiroshima, "What the fuck was that?"  And last, but not

  least, the immortal words of the captain of the Titanic who said,

  "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"


  The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word.  How can

  anyone be offended when you say "FUCK".  Use it frequently in your

  daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking

  prestige.


  Today, say to someone, "FUCK YOU!!!"