Official UWF Rankings

1. Universal Champ - Ass Master
2. World Champ - Super Fag
3. North American Champ - Anal Secretion
4. US Champ - Ass Pirate
5. Womens Champ - Dumb Slut
6. #1 contender for Universal Title - Dildo Mouth
7. #1 contender for World Title - Firecrotch
8. #1 contender for North American Title - Assassman
9. #1 contender for US Title - No Dick
10. #1 contender for Womens Title - ???????
11. Reckpussy
12. Lord Ass
13. Dark Penis
14. Car Shaker
15. Feel UP
16. Slut
17. Asssnax
18. King Ass Rocker
19. Low Blower
20. Whorpion
21. Fat Head
22. Greek Wearmemore
23. Enforcer of Ass
24. Ass In Pain
25. Extreme Dick Fiend