Are ya feeling the power yet?

Oh Jehovah I am, the power of righteous, can I get an AMEN?  

May we follow the path of the righteous and not stray from the evil that is Microsith!

I have been in the Valley and been through the Jungle, but Lo I have feared no evil.  For I was the badest one in that valley.  On second thought, Clyde; the monkey, was the badest, he taught me how to swing from vines and to throw my own feces and most importantly.  He taught me how to love again.  But that's a story for later.

I return to you as a new man, thank Jehovah for hormone treatments, I could live no longer the lie that was my life.  I could no longer go on living as a Hermaphrodite, Clyde taught me to accept my manhood and go through with those treatments.  I am sorry my friend is now dead, the pulling of that plug in the Elephants ass was explosive.  He is happier in the after life, I know that much is true.

Something else I know is true:  Microsith is all good and knowing.  With the unleashing of all the crocheted goodness that is Windoze 2000, we have seen a new age of wonder.  I keep wondering when all this is gonna BSOD and my perfect little monkey free world will come crashing back to earth.  But for now fellow believers, I preach the goodness and fulfillment of Windoze 2000.  No sermons of redemption from Brother Jobs or Reverend Torvalds will sway me in my dogged determination.  I am hell bent for leather to convert all Heretics to my twisted way of thinking.  Resistance is futile, Microsith will prevail!

I am enlisting the believers of the true OS to follow me straight to hell so that we may overcome the false OS idols of Mac OS X and Linux.  Remember our good friend in faith Vladimir, even with one false leg full of Vodka he triumphed in the Negro Leagues.  You might be questioning what is so special about Vladimir in the Negro Leagues, Vladimir was Russian, that was how Racists things were in those days.  I digress, Vladimir was not a quitter, and neither are we.  We are now on a crusade, a crusade to spread our OS throughout the land.  

May the streets flow with the code of the non-believers!

To hasten our cause, here is some stuff that will confuse and titillate you.  I am including this primer of Windoze goodness so that more people will denounce their heretical ways and go to the dark side of Microsith.

  First the 1983 Atarisoft version of Ms. Pac Man.  It's available here in all its 4 color glory!
    Then for your viewing pleasure we have Prince of Persia 1 .  This was and is the definitive side scroller, yea right, but then again who am I to question?  Try it for yourself if you don't believe me.
    Finally the third part to my Troika of good taste, Masturb Joe This game was ripped from Igrec.com   This is one game that you just have to see to believe.  I've seen it, and boy was it strange, only now months later have the nightmares relinquished their control over me.  Don't take my word for it, once again I dare you to download MJ and try it on for size.  I use a MAGNUM, ribbed for my pleasure!  I turn them inside out, screw her fun ;-)  One last file or two for your enjoyment: Rampage   or Rampage for MAME
    All of these files that I have presented to you have been tested by me; Reverend Ob1, in my quality assurance lab deep in the heart of the Ghetto.  They run fine using Win doze 2000 on a P2 450.  They promise to be rife with viruses, well computer viruses not Ebola, thank Jehovah for small miracles.  Side note, I once had Ebola, damnedest thing.  Who would have thunk that unprotected sex with a monkey could cause such an outbreak of Ebola?  I sure as hell didn't.  Thank you Clyde.

    Disclaimer time: No Macs were used or harmed in the making of this fine example of web design, sorry Chris.  Well I once taunted a Mac while creating this page.  I also apologize for any inconvenience that viewing my page has caused, it's not my fault you people have nothing better to do.

 Peace out, and be good y'all