This is it. The big uh oh. The players have done it now. The players, in their infinite lack of wisdom, have removed (destroyed, eaten, lost, etc...) the only thing keeping the Army of Icky Dead Things imprisoned. They now have to defend a keep (house, garage, skyscraper, etc...) from the Army of Really Icky Dead Things. They are after a book (necklace, good time, a great cup of coffee, etc...) Hey, anything goes.


Cast of Characters
King Arthur - a brain dead stick jock
Queen Qwenyvere - the brains behind the throne
Merlin - a con artist & teamster boss. Also a mafioso wannabe
Jeevs - the most important man in Camelot - he's the butler
Lord Phelps - just an annoying nuisance who falls in love with the 1st player he sees

The Army of Really Icky Dead Things Consist of:
Sharp, Pointy, Bony Dead Things - terminal clients of Richard Simmons
Soft, Squishy, Slimy Dead Things - hope you don't look this bad when you die
Tall, Dark & Gruesomes - man made bachelors from bad B movies
Willowy, Wicked & Deadlies - ghostly beauties who'll take more than the car & house
Batwinged Bachelors From H**l - not so groovy dudes lookin' for fun, sun and death on a massive scale
Elvises - mindless followers of the ultimate Elvis ... I mean Evil
Elvis - tired of being dead & still hounded by fans, Elvis has decided to wipe out all of humanity in his search for the ultimate donut.

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The players are enjoying a quiet evening at home, doing whatever it is that they do when they're not killing people and doing millions in property damage. The doorbell rings. The players answer the door ... oh no ... no ... NO! That's right, it's Robo-Type-Sales-Lady! This annoying machine will do whatever it takes to sell you something. Anything really. This ought to provide hours of GM amusement as the players do everything they can think of to get rid of her ... short of buying something. Note: Robo-Type-Sales-Lady has absolutely nothing that the players could want. Nothing. Really.


Cast of Characters
Robo-type Sales Lady - Mechanized terror and poor salesperson.

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What could be better than baking your brains out in front of the TV?
Why, going shopping in a mutant freak filled mall. The sales! The shoes! The horrible thing trying to eat me! More fun than playing baseball with a hand grenade! (Of course most things are.) Can our brave heroines save the day? Will the horrible mutant freaks kill them? Can they find the ultimate bargain? Will they find that special dress in a world gone mad?
Tune in next week for answers to all of these questions.


Cast of Characters
Toby - Peeping Tom in desperate need of practice.
Bud Wise ... er ... um ... - Brain-Fried Rockstar.
Groping Groupies - Scummy followers of Bud.
Screaming Mimi's - Sale-crazed loonies who want whatever you've got.
Sal - A not so honest man who wants nothing more than to sell you something that hurts.
Little Timmy - The diabolical spawn of Satan himself, about 3&1/2 years old.
Suzi - A complete airhead, she probably dots her i's with little hearts.
Titanica - He's big! He's Green! He thinks he's a ship captain! Every one's favorite dino's back!
Sales Lady Doris - Dumber than a rock, she's everywhere. Just try buying anything from her.

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This one has no associated monsters. Quite simply, due to a cosmic blunder (Caused by the players no doubt), the players must contend with evil versions of themselves. The evil characters, of course, decide that their better halves must die. After all, without the interplay between good and evil, there would be no adventure. (And this web page would be blank.)


Cast of Characters
The PC's - Yep, they have to fight themselves.

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This scenario pits the players in a fight for their life against most of the inhabitants of Cyber City - Home of the Future!® They find themselves in a place that is a cross between Cyberpunk and the Jetsons. They will have to resist the urge to completely destroy the, or not ... so they can escape back to the (relatively) sane world they came from.


Cast of Characters
Cyber City - the city is ... well ... not alive, but very, very active. It has arms, claws, lights, guns (lots of guns - after all a peaceful city is a happy city), and anything else your twisted mind can come up with to annoy the characters.
Police Bots - These mechanized menaces are out to Serve, Protect, and Annoy
Maintence Bots - They range from mobile mops, to full sized tow trucks, and everything in between
Thug Bots - Bots gone bad
The Citizens - Think the Jetsons. Now toss in the annoying citizens in Demolition Man. I see you shudder ... good. Now add a good dose of Barney for extra measure. Now, now, put down the gun ...

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Cyber Punks ... is there anything more obnoxious? Teenagers with an attitude ... and enough firepower to back it up. The characters run afowl of these teenagers whenever you wish. They have an amazing ability to show up at the worst possible time. To make things worse, the Cyber Punk's arch enemies show up ... the Goth Punks.


Cast of Characters
Cyber Punks - Teenagers with an attitude. And guns ... lots of guns ... lots of big f*****g guns ...
Goth Punks - Teenage vampire wannabees with attitudes and a lot of angst.

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Welcome to the Federation of Places.
Now shut up and toe the line!
You awaken in a strange place. The last thing you remeber was having one too many Strawberry Daqueries. Congratulations! While drunk last night you enlisted! Mind numbing days ahead as you try to get at least some sleep whil trapped in basic. Then the joy of charting unknown space!


Cast of Characters
Drill Sergeant Hutchison - The sadistic master of Basic
The Captain - He's all right in a quiet kind of way. Best keep your eye on him though ...
Number 1 - If only he'd keep his hands to himself ...

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