CEE J'S PAGE OF USELESSNESS

LAST UPDATED: September 17, 1998

Hi everybody! Welcome to my terrible, forever under construction, webpage! It basically just has stuff from my favorite TV shows. I know, I know. "Then why'd ya' make it ya' friggin' idiot?" Well simple, I felt like it ^_^!!!!! ANYWAYZ! This page is pretty crappy cuz I just started it. But I'll try (I swear) to improve it! It's called "The Page of Uselessness" because there's nothing here of great importance. It's just a page to look at if you have a whole shit loada' free time. Here's the stuff on it:

MY FAVORITE LINEZ:
I like, watch a hella' lot of TV, so I put the linez that just seem so DAMN funny to me here. I may not get it EXACTLY right, but close enough ay? if you see that one of the linez ain't right, can you pleeeassse tell me what it REALLY is? I don't wanna make an ass outta' myself!

FANFICTION:
I just luv fanfiction! Okay, just in case you DON'T know what fanfiction is, I'll tell you. Let's say you're watching Days of our Lives and you see something you don't like, or think it could have been written better. Fanfiction is just taking characters or situations from a show, movie, or video game and putting it into your own plot! Like I know if I wrote a DAYS fanfiction, Marlena would've told Sami AND Carrie off!

PARODIES:
Parodies are like Fanfiction 'cept your sorta' like making fun of the show or the characters on the show! I also luv parodies because they're hilarious!

FAN ART:
Now Fan Art only works in some cases. Like a video game, or Anime. Sure you COULD draw a picture of David Hasselhoff or Barbara Streisand, but they might think you have a weird obsession with them! Cartoon characters are different, because they're not real! I luv fan art too (I'm just fulla' love!). Why? Because for like Final Fantasy, there just ain't enough OFFICAL pictures! And there are TONS of fan art out there! If you don't know what fan art is, I'm just not dealing with you.

LIST OF CHARACTERS:
I'm going to put a list of each character, and a [very] short summary about them. And I might miss a few, so If I do, please tell me! This page is s'posse ta' help people. And I ain't helpin' much if I don't give all the information.

WARNING:
This page is chalk fulla' SPOILERS! Spoilers are just little tidbits of information that spoil the show/movie/game for you! Hence the name "spoilers." Well they don't really ruin it for you. Just elimanate the art of suprise. Let's say it's the day before your birthday and your pal tells you what they got you. That's a spoiler. Some people like spoilers, other people don't. So if your an anti-spoiler person, it would be best if you looked at this page in complete caution. You have been warned.