BART: "You killed zombie Flanders!"
HOMER: "He was a zombie?"
LISA: "Dad we did something terrible!"
HOMER: "Did you wreck the car?"
LISA: "No."
HOMER: "Did you raise the dead?"
LISA: "YES!"
HOMER: "But the car's okay?"
HOMER: (sung to the tune of "The Flintstones") "Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree...AHHHHHH!"
LISA: "I was at the library at the time, but Janie told me that Principal Skinner and Bart's teacher, Ms. Krebopple were naked in a closet together."
HOMER: "Bart's teacher's name is Krebopple? I've been calling her Krandle! Aww I must've looked like an idiot!"
MR. BURNS: "Did you find the bathroom allright?"
HOMER: "Uh...yah."
LIONEL HUTZ: "He's got it out for me ever since I accidently ran over his dog."
MARGE: "Really?"
LIONEL HUTZ: "Well change accidently to repeatedly, and dog to son."
HOMER: "TV! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
MARGE: "Homer did you baracade the door?!"
HOMER: "Why? Oh, the zombies...no!"
MS.K: "Okay, what's 7x8?"
MILHOUSE: "Low battery?"
MS.K: "Why not?"
MS.K: "Bart, you mean your read a book intended for preschoolers?"
BART: "Well, not all of it."
ZOMBIES: "Brains, brains!"
HOMER: "Take me! Leave my family!"
ZOMBIES: (inspect Homer's head) "Brains, brains!"
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: "Do you know if there is an Orange Julius around here?"
LIONEL HUTZ: "I can sell you this one. It's almost full."
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: "Well why don't I just drink from a toilet?"
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: "I don't understand. I bought these [uniforms] at the same place I buy mother's dresses. Oh God! Mother's in the park!"
SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS: "Now this, I got to see."
ROBOT: "Hello earth children."
KID: "Where are you from?"
ROBOT: "................earth."
MARGE: "In case of accidential indigestion consult a mortician."
DR. CONNORS: "Do you know what this means?"
GUY: "What do you think it means?"
DR. CONNORS: "He's cured!"
GUY: "That's what I thought."
DR. CONNORS: "I don't see what he's saying anywhere here. Did you write this?"
GUY: "Did you like it?"
DR. CONNORS: "Do maximum hostilily factor."
HOMER: "I engaged in sexual intercourse with your wife."
NED: "You're such a kidder Homer."
HOMER: "See you can't get him mad. You call him a moron, and he sits there sitting moronly."
NED: "Hi there!"
NED: "So if I'm mad at you, you're gonna' here about it!" (Applause and cheers erupt from the crowd) "And if you really tick me off, I'm gonna' run you over with my car!" (the claps have died down, and there is nervous laughter)
MAUDE: "Oh Ned! I'm coming with you!"
NED: "Oh you don't ha-"
MAUDE: (Interrupting quickly) "Okay."
LISA: "This is the nicest th-"
HOMER: "Sweet merciful crap! My car!"
NED: "It's funny, the only thing not destroyed by the hurricane was our family tombstones. There all we have left."
NED: "Well at least everyone's alive."
HOMER: "Now that attitude won't get you your house back."
HOMER: "We didn't have all the tools or the know how, but we had a wheelbarrow full of love."
APU: "And we had a cement mixer full of hope, and some cement."
APU: "I have asked you kindly to stop that. Now I have no choice but to ask you nicely again."
APU: (Sang to the tune of "Sergent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band")"I'm Sergent Pepper's lonely hearts club man! I hope you will enjoy my show!"
NED: "You are an ugly hate filled man!"
MOE: "I may be ugly and hate filled but...what was the third thing you said?"
NED: "I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!"
LENNY: "Hey what's going on? I just got here."
MOE: "Hey Anita Bath!"
MOE: "Homer Sexual!"
MOE: "Is there an Al Choholic?"
MOE: "Amanda Hugnkiss! I'm looking for Amanda Hugnkiss."
HOMER: "Hello, I'm Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
TELLER: "Allright. What is your first name?"
HOMER: "I don't know."
JIMBO: (Talking to Mr. Burns after he got shot and is staggering around.)"Hey are you alright man?"
MR. BURNS: "Won't...dignify...that...with...an answer."
SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS: "Skinner you're fired!"
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: "Excuse me, did you just call me a liar?"
SUPERINTENDENT CHALMERS: "No, I said you were fired."
PRINCIPAL SKINNER: "Oh. That's much worse."
MOE: "This thing could flash fry a buffalo in 30 seconds."
HOMER: "Ohhhhh. But I want it now."
MOE: "If you like good 'ol fashioned family fun...and a whole lotta' crazy crap on the wall..."