Some things are better off unsaid...

Bit of a preamble here.... this is a list I have compiled of some really really REALLY lame things that people have said or that I have been told that people have said. It's amazing how some extremely intelligent people can let the dumbest things cross their lips and their minds. I consider it my civic duty to record and publish all these gems so that others may learn, laugh, and be generally disgusted.

• These first couple came from May of '97 when me and a few other execs from the Multicultural Club were preparing for a Spanish Corn Sale...
  • "Let's get Corny!" (Me... d'oh!)
  • "Hey Muchachas... let's go chacha!" (Me and steph getting hyper at a MC exec meeting)
  • "Cheap Corn" (Steph while we were husking... or "stripping corn")
• The next ones come from interactions between me and Ashley..
  • "Ashley... are you ash-leep??" (This was me in Physics!)
  • "Stencil in pencil!" (Me in Animation class)
  • "Does that make us the Splice Girls?" (Ouch! Me and Ash had just learned how to splice film together. I regretted that one as soon as it came out of my mouth!)
• These are just other miscellaneous awful lines...
  • "Have a heart" ( I said this when we heard about Shelley's death in Lit class apparently, someone saved his heart and brought it to Mary Shelley, Percy Shelly's wife)
  • "Aagh! I'm out of control!" (Calvin said this in Word Perfect class when he lost his Ctrl button!)
  • "It's skin thirty" (My sister's favourite line!)
  • "He didn't have the Sense to write it!!!" ( I said this when Calvin had to make up his Bi test on the Senses!!!"
  • "Icon see it!!" (I said that when me and Zeke were at Station Square and I saw the store "Icon" )
  • "I'm tocked!" ( Calvin said this in response to "I'm Ticked!")
  • "I was checking the alignment of his balls when he couldn't get it in" ( Well, I heard this one second hand, I was told that Molly said that about Kevin's pool game... What were YOU thinking?)
  • "Good makeup... GENETIC makeup!" (Kevin let this one slip when he saw the twins' Grad pictures!)
• This next set came from University, where intelligent thoughts run rampant...
  • "Can you canoe?"
  • "Your modem BYTES!" (Kevin)
  • "My name is Dr. Grip, and I'm a Pilot!" (Not really that funny, but Christina mentioned this when i told her Pilot made a pen called Dr. Grip...I never really understood her....)
  • These next few are from Kevin the Engineer, what a butt... think sine curve when you read them, or else they won't make any sense. There were a whole lot, but I didn't get to writing them down.
    • "What's your SINE?"
    • "Nice curves.."
    • "Radians bite man! They bite like pi!"

Make like a.....

• "Make like a rocket and take off!"
• "Let's make like a plate and bowl" ( The bowling king speaks!)
• "Pipettes suck!" (Roger said this in Chem Lab. This probably makes absolutely no sense to those of you who don't know what a pipette is)
• "Make like a baby and head out!" (Zeke is the one responsible for this one.... sigh)

• Okie, here's one with both me and Roger, I think you have to be there to get the brunt of the hilarity in this one.
  • Roger: Deere? Like as in John Deere?
  • Me: No, like as in Dear John!
• Another one when I was sorting credit notes and Roger wanted to take em away....
  • Me: "... you only want to take em so you can get all the credit for doin em!"
  • Rog: "Yeah! I'm taking the credit"

Okie everyone, you can all groan now... in unison (UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!)

Well.. in retrospect... none of these are THAT funny, just really lame.

Note: The clip you heard in the background was the vocal stylings of Bender from Futurama = )

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