FAKE PLASTIC TREES

Her green plastic watering can for her fake chinese rubber plant

in the fake plastic earth

That she bought from a rubber man in a town full of rubber plans

to get rid of itself

And it wears her out....

It wears her out....

it wears her out....

it wears her out.....

She lives with a broken man - a cracked polystyrene man

who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery - for girls in the Eighties

but gravity always wins

And it wears him out....

it wears him out....

it wears................

SHE LOOKS LIKE THE REAL THING

SHE TASTES LIKE THE REAL THING

MY FAKE PLASTIC LOVE

BUT I CAN'T HELP THE FEELING

I COULD GO THROUGH THE CEILING

IF I JUST TURN AND RUN

And it wears me out....

it wears me out....

And if I could be . . . who you wanted

if I could be . . . who you wanted

All the time....