HMMM, SO YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT ME HUH?

GOD KNOWS WHY...

Mr White here is the guardian of my Info page. Laugh at anything here, and he'll deal to you...honestly...

Don't believe me? Go ahead. Laugh. Even a slight...giggle... Hahaha, who's laughing now, huh? Wha...? Nothing happenned? Ahh well, if you were dumb enough to laugh at nothing, then you're more of an idiot than I first thought...just kidding...

  Name: Joseph (Joe for short, surprisingly)        

Date of Birth: 14 January 1978

Lives: Dunedin, New Zealand

Well known for: Ohh, alot of things really, spending too much time on the Internet, working all the time, being a good and innocent boy when I was younger.....but now I'm a shocker like the rest of you.....just the usual stuff...

Do I like being known for what I-m known for?: Ahhhh, nah, but you get that

What I like to think that I-m known for: I'd like to think that people look at me as being someone who was independant, not really following any trends or fashions. I think that I'm someone that stayed true to myself, carrying on about my business when others critisize my ways and opinions, even when it affected me. I can't say that I'm headstrong, but I'm not a total walkover either. I tend to keep my opinions to myself, but will voice them if either provoked or asked after. Whether anyone else thinks this though, is another story, but one which I don't care to know...

My Active Activities: Rugby Union, Rugby League, Touch Rugby, Basketball, Netball, Volleyball, Cricket (Although I can't bat to save my life), Soccer, Pool, and Golf.( I think that's all of them).

What interests me: Anything Sporting- especially Rugby, Sex (Isn't everyone?), Music, things unknown (unrevealed mysteries... things are getting strange. I'm starting to worry, if this be a case for Mulder and Sculley?..Hmmmm...maybe not)

What pisses me off: Two-Faced People, People who go out just looking for fights, All this gangbanging crap that's going on, People who like to put others down because of the fact that their interests may differ. I hate people who act as if their shit doesn't stink (ie: Arrogant bastards and slags who think they're above themselves).The main thing that gets me down, and I suppose it worries me too, is  friends letting friends down. I know how it feels at both ends of the stick and I had to learn the hard way. Hohum...

My musical tastes: I'm pretty much what you call Eclectic,which means that I like alot of different types of music. My musical appreciation ranges from the sexual slow jams of the Rythym and Blues, to the harmonious sound of classical, right through to the Phenomenal, yet simple, Atmospheric yet claustrophobic, haunting yet beautiful and expressive yet restrictive music that is Radiohead - I guess you can tell who my favourite band is then-J

Romantic interests: No-one really, but there's alot of first-year students around at this time... ;-)

Food of the Gods: Because I work in a restaurant, I have had the pleasure of sampling a wide variety of fine foods, Cervena and Lamb being particular favourites of mine, but alas, the actual times that I've dined on these have been too far and long inbetween.... BUT, you can't beat the taste of good old Taro and Chop Suey, with a generous helping of corned beef on the side, mmmmmmm, ; And if any of my family  in Wellington are reading this, then.....ahhh......hint hint, hehe

Holy Water: SPEIGHTS, PRIDE OF THE SOUTH FOR OVER ONE HUNDRED YEARS Although, I do enjoy DB XPORT DRY, HEINEKIN, and I love whisky sours. Thing is though, I am not the greatest when it comes to spirits. Two good friends of mine, John and Adam, drink it as if it's water. Me, if I want to last the whole night....

Personal Achievements: Actually, not to blow my own horn or anything, but I've had a few achievements, but the one that stood out for me was when I was selected to trial for Otago Rugby and attended an ORFU Promising Players Clinic, run by NZRFU.  While some may argue that this isn't that significant, these were important to me, as it was the first time that I actually realised that I was good at something... Yeah well...

My Motion Picture: Pulp Fiction , True Romance, Four Rooms, Reservoir Dogs....in fact, any movie made by Quinten Tarantino, including the ones that he's appeared in...(eg: Desperado, which is a brilliant film)Trainspotting, Schindlers List, Bad Liuetenant, The Professional (Leon's awesome!!)

My Theme Song: Fake Plastic Trees, Motion Picture Soundtrack, What you mean to me ( A song I wrote for one of my best friends' wedding), Last Goodbye

Most embarrassing moment: Ahhh, I would rather not say really.Things usually have a habit of coming back to bite me in the ass....

Quote of the day: You never appreciate what you have until you lose it...

This is where I'm working at the moment. It's called," Cargills Hotel". I've been working here for over three years now, so I guess you call me a veteran....hmmmm...

This here is our 'Atrium on George' restaurant. Not bad, huh? If you're ever in Dunedin, drop by for a meal, a drink or just to say gidday... or just drive past laughing...whatever tickles your fancy..J

 

Ahhh, ok..you've bored me enough, now please take me back home...