Welcome to the Bio page. Being the modest people that they are, the Klopeks were reluctant to sing their own praises and therefore the authors were forced to write a brief introduction to the team. Being mere mortals, however, the descriptions were not worthy of the team and they then agreed to write their own bio's. Do not allow the humility that follows to convince you that these four are not the geniuses that they are.
 

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Alan "Oracle" Klopek    Listen  

The founder of the Klopeks and the brains of an already brainy crew. His only weakness in the category of 14th century haiku's. But as he is the first to admit, kyrptonite doesn't bother him at all. Despite his ongoing quest for knowledge, when it it comes to brain enhancing steroids this brainiac just says no. His motto is "I don't care what your answer says, I'm right."
 
 

Diane "Chick" Klopek     Listen  

Currently the only female member of the Klopeks, Chick has recently proven her worth with her knowledge of bad music and Paderno cookware.  Her steel trap mind captures the most minute details of overrated sitcoms and best forgotten movies. Her motto is "The soup's in the pot and the money's in the bank"
 
 
 
 

Evan "Kid" Klopek   Listen 

At three years of age, Kid is the youngest member of the team, Despite his youth, Kid is an expert on Zoology, Paleontology and cartoons. Even though he will not be able to participate in most trivia contest for another 16 years, Kid has the junior circut sewn up. His motto is "Precociousness is it's own reward."
 
 

Roger "Iceman" Klopek   Listen  

The most analytical member the team, Iceman is as cool under fire as an arctic ice field. Whether it's in a curling bonspiel or trivia, Iceman sweeps away the competition like dust in a tornado. He says he would like to buy a computer but he wouldn't like to embarrass it. His motto is  "Data in- data out"
 

Lincoln "Hollywood" Klopek  Listen  

Whether it is on the sports field or at a trivia contest, Hollywood shines with the magnitude of an alpha class star. Blessed with an abundance of natural intelligence, Lincoln uses the Solomon approach to answering the questions. His motto is, "If I don't know it, then it ain't trivia."

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