The Klopek Membership Exam
Since
this exam is so difficult, no time limit as been placed
on
it. Simply use the e-mail form below to send your answers and they
will be graded and the results will be sent back to you. A score of 12
out of 15 is required for membership. Good luck.
1. Who was the second pope?
Proceed at your own risk of embarrassment.
2. What is the following formula used to determine: E is equal to the square root of 1 minus V squared over C squared.
3. What stage manager for WKRP in Cincinnati made several appearances on the sitcom?
4. What was the name of the Unknown Soldier?
5. After our sun, what is the second closest star to the Earth.?
6. How long would it take the statues on Mount Rushmore to erode 12 inches?
7. Name the four forces that exist in our universe.
8. What is the name of the magic ship in Scandinavian mythology which was made by the dwarfs of Freyr?
9. This riddle was posed to Aristotle by a fisherman. It is rumoured that being unable to answer it hasten the philosophers death. "If you catch it, you throw it away. But if you don't catch it, you keep it."
10. Explain the Super string Theory which boasts that it unites General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics.
11. Who is credited as being the creator of the novel?
12. Describe the events leading up to Ragnarok.
13. Name the 7 captains of the USS Enterprise
14. What does Hamlet mean when he calls Polonius a "fish monger"?
15. In a 500 word essay describe
the cause leading to the disbanding of the Beatles.