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IN A PATH WHERE I DID SO WELL, I MET A BOY I LOVED SO WELL. HE CAME INTO MY HEART BY ME, >>>> BUT NOW THIS BOY HAS SET ME FREE. >>>> HE TOOK THIS GIRL UPON HIS KNEE, >>>> AND TOLD HER THINGS HE NEVER TOLD ME. >>>> FOR THIS I KNOW THE REASON WHY, >>>> FOR THIS GIRL WAS MUCH PRETTIER THAN I. >>>> I WENT HOME THAT NIGHT AND CRIED ON MY BED, >>>> AND NOT A WORD TO MY MOTHER WAS SAID. >>>> MY FATHER CAME HOME LATER THAT NIGHT, >>>> AND SEARCHED THE HOUSE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT. >>>> THERE THROUGH THE DOOR HE HAD BROKEN DOWN, >>>> AND SAW ME HANGING WITHOUT A FROWN. >>>> ON THE BEDSIDE THIS NOTE WAS FOUND, >>>> AND IN THE NOTE THESE WORDS WERE BOUND: >>>> DIG A HOLE, AND DIG IT DEEP, >>>> IN A MARBLE TOMB FROM HEAD TO FEET, >>>> AND ON THE TOMB PLEASE PLACE A DOVE, >>>> AND TELL THE WORLD I DIED FOR LOVE! >>>> >>>> BOYS >>>>>>>> BOYS ARE SWEET >>>> BOYS ARE CUTE >>>> BUT THEY ARE JERKS >>>> WHEN THEY GIVES YOU THE BOOT!! >>>> >>>> HEARTS >>>>>>>> A HEART IS NOT A PLAYING THING >>>> A HEART IS NOT A TOY >>>> BUT IF YOU WANT IT BROKEN >>>> GIVE IT TO A BOY!! >>>> >>>> GIRLHOOD >>>>>>>> WHEN AND SINCE YOU ARE CLIMBING UP THE LADDER TO SUCCESS >>>> DON'T LET THE BOYS LOOK UP YOUR DRESS >>>> THEY'LL SAY YOU ARE CUTE >>>> THEY'LL SAY YOU ARE FINE >>>> NINE MONTHS LATER THEY'LL SAY IT'S NOT MINE!! >>>> >>>> REMEMBER >>>>>>>> BOYS COME AND GO >>>> FRIENDS ARE FOREVER!! >>>> >>>> A FRIEND >>>>>>>> A FRIEND LIKE YOU TO HARD TO FIND >>>> YOU'RE ALWAYS TRUE >>>> YOU'RE ALWAYS KIND >>>> WHERE CAN I FIND A FRIEND LIKE YOU? >>>> A FRIEND SO KIND TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!! >>>> >>>> I LOVE YOU >>>>>>>> I LOVE YOU >>>> I LOVE YOU >>>> I LOVE YOU DIVINE >>>> PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR BUBBLE GUM >>>> YOU ARE SI TTING ON MINE!! >>>> >>>> QUESTION >>>>>>>> DO YOU LOVE ME >>>> OR DO YOU NOT? >>>> YOU TOLD ME ONCE >>>> BUT I FORGOT!! >>>> >>>> Of coarse men were created first, >>>> you need a rough copy before making a perfect finish. >>>> >>>>>>>> GOD MADE THE RIVERS >>>> GOD MADE THE LAKES >>>> GOD MADE YOU >>>> HEY! WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES! : ) j/k >>>> If Tomorrow Never Comes" If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, Iwould give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play themback day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming, you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this oneslip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say our "I love you's", And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do's?" But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get, I'd like to say how much I love you and I hope we never forget, Tomorrow is not promised to anyone, young or old alike, And today may be the lastchanceyou get to hold your loved one tight... So if you're waiting for tomorrow, why not do it today? For if tomorrow never comes, you'll surely regret the day, That you didn't take thatextra time for a smile, a hug, or a kiss and you were too busy to grantsomeone, what turned out to be their one last wish. So hold your loved ones close today, whisper in their ear. Tell them how much you love them and that you'll always hold them dear, Take timeto say "I'm sorry," "please forgive me," "thank you" or "it's okay". And if tomorrow never comes, you'll have no regrets about today. "Make Today A Wonderful Day and share your life with someone you care about." EAST TO THE SEA, WEST TO THE LAND, DEATH TO THE IDIOT THAT TOUCHES MY MAN. My First Time The sky was dark The moon was high All alone Just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what She wanted to do Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine I didn't know how But I tried my best To place my hand On her breasts I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart And when she did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came At last it's finished It's all over now My first time Milking a cow! hehehe! You sicko. DO it to the rhythm of "pretty fly for a white guy") > > > You know its kinda hard just to have affairs today, > Our subject isn't cute, but he thinks it anyway, > He may have a wife, and a really cheesy smile, > But all that sex with Monica.... > He in total DENIAL! > So don't debate, > He keeps it straight, > You know he always, got it everyday. > He copped a feel, > and kept it real, > For Hil no way, for Hil no way, > He thought his trick, > Was pretty slick, > Until Mon got caught messin with his dick, > Now that's just the beginnig you see, so > Hey! Hey! do that sexy thing! > Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh > Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh > Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh > "And all the interns say I'm pretty fly for a president" > > Now he's gettiin a Blo Job Oh Yeah, > He's gettin it done, > He thought she was 16, > But she's really 21! > Friends say its really just cool, > To suck the Pres' dick, > But the rest of the world, > Just thinks it's pretty sick! > > Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh > Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh > Give it to me Billy..... Uh Huh Uh Huh > "And all the interns say I'm pretty fly for a president." > > A Friend...> >>> > (A)ccepts you as you are> >>> > (B)elieves in "you"> >>> > (C)alls you just to say "HI"> >>> > (D)oesn't give up on you> >>> > (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)> >>> > (F)orgives your mistakes> >>> > (G)ives unconditionally> >>> > (H)elps you> >>> > (I)nvites you over> >>> > (J)ust "be" with you> >>> > (K)eeps you close at heart> >>> > (L)oves you for who you are> >>> > (M)akes a difference in your life> >>> > (N)ever Judges> >>> > (O)ffers support> >>> > (P)icks you up> >>> > (Q)uiets your fears> >>> > (R)aises your spirits> >>> > (S)ays nice things about you> >>> > (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it> >>> > (U)nderstands you> >>> > (V)alues you> >>> > (W)alks beside you> >>> > (X)-plain things you don't understand> >>> > (Y)ells when you won't listen and> >>> > (Z)aps you back to reality> >>> > > >>> > "Flexible people don't get bent out of shape." | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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What Guys Names Mean To all the guys out there IT'S JUST A JOKE! Aaron's- are sexy and have the best name Adam's- are full of themselves Alex's- are cute and short but very open Andy's- are nice and sweet Andrew's- two faced and conseded Ben's- are funny and smart Bob's- are quiet and unpopular Brad's- think everyone likes them... but they don't Brandon's- are good looking but use girls Brendan's- are quiet and sweet Brett's- world wide hotties and really sensative Brian's- are mean and only think of themselves Bryan's- are sexy, but stupid Cameron's- think they're funny...they're not Chad's- are cute and studly but too full of themselves Chris's- have great boddies and have lots of different friends Clark's- are hilarious and always in trouble Cory's- are funny but ugly Craig's- try to fit in Dan's- are quiet but funny Danny's- are loud and funny David's- hotties adn work out alot Derek's- have great mommies Dominic's- are hilarious and will do anything Don's- dickheads Dougs- have greasy faces Drew's- are bad ass losers Eddie's- want too many chicks they'll never get cuz they're assholes Eric's-shy Erik's-are funny and treat girls how they want to be treated Evan's- are a little slow but sweet, sexy, and every other good thing inthis forward Frank's- are "different" Gary's- are drug addicts Greg's- ar e really sweet and feel sorry for themselves but they shouldnt Ilan's- really popular but think all the girls want him Jakes- are whiteboys that need a race check Jason's- some are abnoxious and others are extremly sweet Jeff's- are really cute Jerehme's- are FAGS, FAGS, FAGS Jeremy's- are loud and think their all that Jermaine's- are ugly and make girls puke Jesse's- are popular and need to move on James- are sweet kind and always laughing Jack's- stupid but hot Jimmy's- are sweet but users Joe's- have no friends or lives John's- are built and sexy Jordan's- are jerks and dump people for no reason Jose's- are hot chulos Josh's-OH MY G-D THEY ARE SOO HOT AND ARE GOOD AT ALL SPORTS! Junior's- arr hotties and are totally good at football Justin- annoying but lovable Kevin's- can never get a girlfriend Keith's- are good people to talk to when you have a problem Kurt's- can kick anyone's ass Kyle's- are hornballs Larry's-cute but are wannabe players with big asses Lorenzo's- are fine and dress good Luke's- seem to be sweet Mark's- wished girls liked them Matt's- the perfect guy sweet and goodlooking Mike's- are very good looking but they'll do anything for a girl which istotally sweet Nathan's- are stupid as hell Nick's- are funny and good listeners Pete's- are cuties but very shy Rob's- tall and hot Rodney's- sexy and sweet but tall Ross's- total losers and computer geniouses Ryan's- short but sexy boddies Sam's- are wannabe sex machines Scott's- have serious disabilities Sean's- are funny...looking Seth's- are so sweet to other people but traiters Steve's- are popular and funny Tim's- are hot but a bit weird Travis's- are fat and horny Trevor's- are sweet and funny but at sometimes untrustworthy Taylor's- are gay Will's- wish they were popular Zach's-sweet and polite and adorable | ||||||||||||||||||||||
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