Dear Elmo,
cutiepatootie, when I think about the wonderful time we had last
night, I think to myself 'I'll never forget it as long as I live'. I
can picture it so clearly in my mind even now ... the body slamming,
your eyes, the hammer, the chirping centipede, the croaking
crocodiles. As we walked hand in stomach down that winding sidewalk
through the fragrant outhouse together I knew at that moment that you
and I were meant to be kiss partners for the rest of our lives.
And in that quiet spot by the babbling a wall, we sat down on the
bench together and I kissed your sweet toes. Then I put my arms around
you and held you oh so tightly. Your hands moved down my tounge andthen...
"Oh!" I ejaculated, "Don't touch me there!"
"Oh!" you responded, "I'm so sorry!"
"Don't worry, it's quite all right!" I said. "My tounge is still sore
from the a star tossing contest."
And as we trod down the street of life together, no matter where it
may lead, I'll never forget that evening as long as I live, and I know
you won't either...
Your cutiepatootiekittey,
Jackie