Dear Dr Bez,

I have been surfing for nearly 3 years now, but I cant seem to catch any waves in the South East and not many when i get down west. I just cant seem to catch them and if i do i cant stand up. I'm 6'2" and 14 stone and surf a 5'8" shortboard. I bought it when i first started surfing and it was the flashiest board in the shop so its a decent board.

Dr Bez says,

I'm not surprised you dont seem very succesfull in your attempts. as a learner you need to get a very floaty and thick board. Something like a Mal or a mini mal would be good. Maybe even try using a foamie for a while untill you start cathing waves and stading up regularly. When your surfing improves, then start looking at a shorter board. Keep hold of that floaty board though, it will come in handy in the south east where there is not much power in the waves.

Dear Dr Bez,

i am living in the south east and have always wanted to surf. Where do I start?

Dr Bez says,

Get yourself down to the west country and join up with one of those surf schools, make sure they are BSA approved. they will show you how to start off. Then if you enjoy it enough, get your self a second hand mini mal and a wet suit! then head wherever ther is swell! Have fun!

Dear Dr Bez,

iam currently seeing 3 women, one is my cousin, another is my brothers wife and the other is my pet goat. Which one do i choose?

Dr Bez says,

Err... I think you want to try Jerry Springer!!