My lost-marbles
version of the story...
It
started when the Ark got lost... the Americans found that the
Germans were going to find it. So Indy was asked to find the Ark
before the Germans could get their hands on it. And so off he
went... first to fetch the head piece to the Staff of Ra from
his old flame, Marion.
After her place was up in flames, Indy had to let her come along
with him to Egypt, where he used the head piece in the map room
to find out where the Ark was hiding.
Indy was not happy to find the Ark residing in a place full of
snakes, but no snakes was gonna stop him retrieving the Ark...
no, not snakes, but Germans and Belloq would!
But the Germans found that Jones was not easily defeated... at
the cost of a plane, a jeep, a truck and a motorcycle. Indy got
the Ark onto a ship but the Germans got it back into their
submarine.
They saw that they had a stoaway in Indy... when is he ever
gonna give up? So they caught him and tied him up. They opened
the Ark, Indy closed his eyes. Whoosh! When Indy opened his
eyes, everyone has become dust.
Indy took the Ark home, only to have it taken away to be hidden
in another Wells of Souls... (well, what do you think are in the
other boxes in the well-like store?). He was soooooo
disappointed, he ran away on another expedition, and bumped into
his triplet brothers, a lost Corellian
and a dazed cop,
but that's another story.
The End.
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