| My
twisted version of the story...
It
all started on the iceball planet Hoth. The Empire had found the
Rebels there and started to bombard them. Like a knight in a
bucket of bolts, Han saved the princess from the clutches of the
evil Lord Vader.
Unfortunately, his hyperdrive got problems sending them hyper,
so, short of letting Leia get out and push, Han got out various
flying tricks out of his sleeve.
After outsmarting Vader and his fleet, Han floated on with the
rest of the garbage to his buddy's house on Bespin. He just
wanted to repair the Falcon and get on his way, but it turned
out he was being outsmarted ... by Vader! Aw no!
Vader wanted a guinea pig to test the carbonite freezer... guess
who 'volunteered'? So Han was carbonited and Boba Fett the
bounty hunter took him away to Jabba the Hutt, the mobster
leader to whom Han owed money.
The story continues in another Star Wars movie, Return of the
Jedi. Meantime, as Han got a lot of time to spare in the
carbonite, waiting for Chewie to come rescue him, he thought
about many things... among them a bad feeling about having
triplet brothers, an archeologist
and a police
detective, but that's another story...
Not quite the end, but the end for THIS story.
<-- Han before being
carbonited
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