| My twisted point of
view on the story...
Han
was still in carbonite, decorating Jabba the Hutt's wall when
Leia thawed him out. Then Leia choked the Hutt to ensure that the
slimey vermin won't be disturbing Han again.
They flew to the Rebel rendevouz where Han got promoted to
General. He was to lead a team of bombers to make the shield
around the second Deathstar disappear. As if Han can work magic!
Han's team got onto the moon of Endor to begin demolition work.
But they were spotted by Biker scouts so they had to silence
those. Then Chewie got hungry and were starting to think with
his stomach when all of them got trapped into a huge net.
When they got out of that net, they were caught by life-sized
teddy bears the Ewoks, who would eat anything they can get their
paws on. Must be a cross between a bear and a shark (the one
that's known as an eating machine)
Han was chosen to be the teddy bear's main course (those lil'
fuzzballs certainly have great tastes!). But Luke made a magic
show, and the Ewoks were scared enough to let them go.
After hearing Threepio's story (he's the only one who speaks
Ewokese, as well as 6 million other languages), the Ewoks made
Han and gang part of their tribe (oh, I would have made Han part
of my tribe too!). They helped Han with his mission, which then
helped made the Deathstar go boom.
Then Han proposed to Leia and was on his way to his own wedding
when he bumped into his triplet brothers (literally!), a cop
and an archeologist
but that's another story!
The End
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