I wrote this last December for a friend for Christmas...but I just changed a few thing for the sake of rhyme...most of the poem revolves around the way things were then, but I put Chyna and The Giant in the corp. (it sounded better than what I had) And I put Shawn Michaels with DX...because...well, because I can!

‘Twas the night before RAW

When all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

(except for Mankind)

Stone Cold was sitting by the

Chimney with beer

Hoping The Undertaker

would not appear

Marisa was sleeping all snug

in her bed

While dreams of Shawn Michaels

*danced* in her head;

Val Venis in his towel,

Godfather with his ho’s,

Had just settled down for

a game of Strip Poker

When out on the corporate lawn,

there arose such a clatter,

I ran from ringside

to see what was the matter

Out the front doors I ran like a flash

I opened my eyes and let out a gasp!

At what I saw out on the street, (brightly as day from the flashing lights)

What then did to my appalled eyes appear

But a corporate sleigh, pulled by several wrestlers!

With a skanky old driver, so mean and hard hearted

I knew in a moment, it must be McMahon.

More rapid then eagles his coursers they came,

And he ranted and raved, and Called them by name:

"Now Rocky! Now Shane! Now Bossman and Kane!

On Shamrock! On Paul! On Chyna and Test!

Into the building! Into the Ring!

To the squared circle, victory bring,

Unto upon us, The Corporate Team!"

So to the ring, they went to fight,

and challenged their rivals,

Known to us as

DX

In the ring waiting

For them was DX

HHH, and X-Pac, HBK (and this time, Mankind)

And of course NAO

The WWF Tag team...

Well, we know the rest!

As the Corporate Team entered the

Ring

HHH asked "Are you ready?, Then for the thousands watching at home and the mil......"

Rocky Heard this and

Declared for all

"The Rock says ‘Know your role, and Shut your Mouth!’"

Laying the smackdown, the

corporate began

With elbows and eyebrows flying around

But our DX, with a few clever moves

reversed the smackdown

and caused the Corprates a lose!

DX then left,

but the night was not over

Soon the lights dimmed,

and Goth music came over,

From a circle of flames

Gangrel walked out

With a chalice of blood (???)

He walked to the ring

The Brood by his side

Walked into the ring

Team corporate inside

And out of spite, and just for kicks,

gave the whole team a bath, (a blood one, at that!!!) or that is

As the Night ended HHH

had one thing to say

"Suck it to all.

And to all, a good lay!"