FELK!

What in the world is felk, you wonder? The word originated at home while I was using my Geometry book, doing my homework. So, I was sitting there, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I came to a problem that involved parallelogram FELK. I thought Wow, what a weird word! So, I decided to use felk instead of bad swear words. Here's an example:

Felk you, you motherfelker!

Oh, and to my dismay and shock, there is some truck company called Felker. I laughed when I saw it. Feel free to use felk on your next excursion. back to the page of silly stories