Do you fulfil* these requirements? If so, then you may be a...

Freshman Floozy!

by Beef and Smealy

1. Must walk around naked

2. Must have sex in the hallway

3. Must wear shoes bigger than my house

4. Must wear more than 54 tank tops at the same time, before March 1st

5. Must put on makeup for sports practices

6. Must wear pants that have to be cut off because they're so tight

7. Must have a Nautica of Tommy Hilfiger pocketbook

8. Must wear yellow gundies

9. Must stop in the middle of the hallway to talk with posse

10. Must be loud and obnoxious at lunch and throw food

*if you don't understand this word, look it up.

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