The Canadian War for
Independence

Ha! Silly person! There was never such a thing as the Canadian War for Independence.  You see, unlike the Americans, we handled our secession from Great Britain in a civilized manner, and simply lobbied to secede and form our own nation.  We didn't start a war that lasted years and caused many causalties.  You also don't see the United States as the top ranked country by the U.N. to live in.  You know, I even forget the country that did get picked the last few years in a row, oh wait, I remember...CANADA!!! So anyway, there was never meant to be anything on this page except to yet again get a whole bunch of things off my chest.  Again I apologize to any Americans that I offended.  It's not that I hate you, but I hate your country.  Oh yeah, I hate your media.  I hate your attitudes towards other countries.  I hate your arrogance.  I hate your militants.  I do like some of your sitcoms, though.  Your food's pretty good.  I like your models, they're SWEET.  Okay, so your country isn't that bad.  Just smarten up!

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