Burtonfiend's "Idiotic Thoughts" Presents - Conspiricies
Ummm, yeah. So you know, like you know how how kids are always watching; like, TV. Uhh, yeah, well, people like copy TV shows like "Jack Ass," other shows like Mr. Who is it's neighborhood, and the George Foreman TV show? Yeah well most people think TV is real, but it's not. I made this document to prove that, although TV is fake, the internet is real. This is my story, or something! First of all, I'll, uhh, solve the, umm, oh yeah! Solve the mystery of Wyoming... There are two theories for this phenomenon. Firstly its just empty space. And secondly, it's part of Colorado. I say it's just empty space. Uhh, well you see, when "God"(in quotations for all you atheists out there) was putting together the U.S. puzzle, he lost a piece. As he put it together, the states came to Earth. So Wyoming didn't come down. Thats why you don't know anyone from Wyoming. Oh yeah, you know about Quaker Oats right? Yeah, well Quaker oats is trying to take over the world. That's why the mascot wears a scary hat. I was watching TV, and the Quakers came out, shooting hypno lazers from their eyes. Their oatmeal also hypnotizes, so don't eat it. It is owned by an evil chicken. Further more, most people think
that the states aren't really labeled and with funky colors, like on a map, but it's true. I live on the little purple state by the "A" in "The United States." If you fly up high enough, you can see the colors and the words. Canada is really two countries, Canada and, uhh, Canadia. Yeah, English speakers in Canada and French speakers in Canadia. Uhh, umm, yeah.
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