CYBERNETIC ENHANCEMENTS ROBOTIC LEGSWith these amazing synthetic legs you can defy human physical limits.Win the Marathon this year! Reaches speeds up to 60 mph! Leap 15-20 feet into the air! Crush cars with your new hydraulic feet! Available in Red,Blue,Green. Sorry they don't come in pink! |
 COMPUTER BRAINEver wish you could be a genuis? Well now you can when you order our new latest model Computer Brain! We'll take the old gray matter out and replace it with a 400 mhz Intel Pentium II Processor!! You'll be smarter than all the other rocket scientists with over 10 gigabytes of hard drive space and lots and lots of RAM!! |
GO ALL THE WAY!CYBERNETIC HEADS!! So things are looking bad for you, huh? You just lost your job, your wife left you, and your dog ate the paper. Don't despair, there is a way out.... Let us cut off your head and put a new shiny ROBOT HEAD on you instead. You'll never be sad (or happy) again!  BACK TO CYBER INC. HOME PAGE
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