RANDOM
RANTING
This is the place where i don't give a shit if you do give a shit.
May 15, 1998, 7:00 pm
Good morning, its time for a healthy breakfast..... dont worry, this time your kids will eat it.....
You all remember Mikey, right? He was the life cereal kid, the kid who got boku bucks to sit around, look cute, eat a bit o' cereal, and pretend to like it. Why cant I find a deal like that? I just got home from work, and not that Im necessarily dissatisfied with my job, 60 hours a week tends to wipe one out a bit. I do feel bad though... I left Laura there.... she's worked more hours than even me...
Tuesday I had to grease the car wash.... have you ever had to grease a car wash? It gets kinda creepy.... You see... first, i had to snag one of the grease guns from the soap room... then get up on this creeking ladder, while water and slime dripped down... I climbed up, and up on top of the hanging cloths there was this funny pod shaped thing... So, like an idiot, i lean WAY over to see what it is....
ALL THE SUDDEN IT EXPLODED INTO MY FACE, THE EMBRIONIC ALIEN ATTACHED ITSELF TO MY MOUTH IMPREGNATING ME WITH ITS PARASITIC INTENTIONS TO FEED OFF MY LIFE AND EXPLODE OUT OF MY GUT AND THEN BRING DOOM AND TERROR TO THE POPULATION OF EARTH
but im all better now.....
So next time you get your car washed,or better yet, next time you buy something, be nice to the cashiers.... they're putting alot into it, and don't need customer's shit to fuck up their day.
Theres always a moral somwhere....... Punk Ass
May 6, 1998, 3:00 am
This is my first rant, and ill have you know this is going to be fairly typical.... you see I am going to be unplugged at the end of the week...... my beloved connection to the world, to my friends, to my quake2 victims...IS GOING AWAY!!!!!!! I AM GOING HOME AND LOSING MY BELOVED T3 CONNECTION!!!!!!! Now for all of you dial uppers, your thinking... poor boy.... hes gonna have to live like the rest of us for a while.... but the rest of you understand what is going on with my life....
I will no longer be able to check my mail without getting out of bed... i wont be able to stay on icq or instant messenger for weeks on end.... MY QUAKE PING WILL BE OVER 40!!!! My game will go to hell.... no longer will i be the badass with the rocketlauncher.... ill be the poor AOL burdened soul frozen in a midair leap as i slowly time out.....
Till next time i need to rant.... Punk Ass