As much as I had wished to continue posting Bill's wonderful message, it has become rather cumbersome. Wait a minute! Was that an excuse?! Why, yes it was! In fact I've got a whole arsenal of 'em. But I'll spare you. If you can't wait to see what follows what you've read so far, email me(below) or email Bill, since he's the one who actually wrote this message.
In the meantime, you have several options: