We all love working at Knight's IGA. It's heaven. It's home. It's a great big piece of chocolate cake. But, sometimes, working there makes us go insane, psychotic, crazed, loonie, totter on the brige, nuts, or just plain silly. If you qualify for any of the following run to the nearest insane asylum immediately. Immediately.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You stay late on Thurdays to do a carry out for deLaat.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You ask your mommy for pizza buns and milk for lunch.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You nuke gummies in the microwave.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You have a clicky pen and you turn it 'on' and 'off' just do you have something to do.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You wear your uniform anywhere other than work.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You enter every produce code into your till, just to see if you have that fruit.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You drum on the banana box.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You put meat stickers on your wallet.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You think Matt Cowan is a smart person.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... Your Friday night thrill is working!

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... While attempting to throw the cardboard out you fall in the garbage.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You've worked there as long as Carl has.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You hear the number 70 and you automatically think "oh crap, here comes a price check."

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... Lunch just isn't the same unless sitting on a grey bench, near a dirty table, next to 4 people smoking cigarettes while reading a magazine from 1984.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You enjoy working Sundays because it means an extra $1 per hour.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You know the words to the IGA song.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You know what IGA stands for.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You think Alf is a good role model.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You flirt with customers 40 years older than you.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You sing "Crocodile Rock" while stacking bananas.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You dance wherever you walk.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when... You have sex with the butcher.

You know you've worked at Knight's IGA too long when...You get a mohawk.