Dis is da luffi catbride Muffin. Isnf her pretti? Gets yer drinks an lets giff a toosttu herownself an Nathan. Bein da bess boycat, im gits tu go furss.
Myne mommy did da kukin sew im kno dere is plenti. May im gits yew a plat? Makes shur dat yew gits a liddilob efurryfing dere is.
Is yew reedi fur sum kake. im mayde dis spezchil fur Nathan's parti. im gots myne sekrit ingreedints in it. Donf gits tuu klose now yew yung boy kitties
WHOA! im glad dat Muffin isnf heer tu seed dis!
im gues dat we shud gos bak tu myne house now sew dat Nathan kinopined his giff frum myneself. im piked it juss fur him. It tuk a lot ob fawt. Oh gud, deres da parti bus.
futnote: dis kasil papfur isa wed-wink presint frum da Dancer Cats