Deecemfir 25, 1998

Mommy sed her had positib pruf dat im was gittin da dekorachins on da free, sum kitties kneeded tuu seed da pruf. Dis is one ob da emayls im gottid bouts it:

WHEREZ DA PROOF. Weze wentid tu luk atta yur paje agin, but weze dont seeno proof. Iffen yur mom haz proof, weze wanna see it.

Sew it is wid myne grate shayme dat mommy is puttin dem heer fur effuri kittie tu seed.

OOPS! Sorri, dis is knot myneself. Dis is Mrs. Wiggles. Da ole cat heer.

Heer im is meshchurin da distince fur myne bloo bawl affir da hoomins moofed dem frum da botumob myne free. Dey fawt dat effuyfing wud bes saff an outta myne reech.

As yew kin seed, its knot eszee tu gits whut yew wants da furs tyme yew twri tu gits it.

An bi da sekint tyme, yer hoomin is awlreedi takin da free fingis aways frum yerself. im hoffin da bi nex Kissamouse, im will bes beddir abfil tu reech dem.
Radar - hoffin dat awl yew kitties hadda grate Kissamouse!!!!

Sew affir beggin mommy knots tu put dese teldtayle pikchurs up,an her didit aniways, im gits anuffir emayle:

Datz not gudgud proof. Az any kittie can see, yu wernt batbatbatting attabloo ball, cawse it waz just outta yur paw reech. Weze can seed dat.Altho, weze haf tu admit dat weze can see yu trying tu bat atta it.

Korse, dis meens her hassa puts up anffur mor inkriminatin ebidinse pikchir. Fanks alot!!!! Knots fayre im finking..