Hi
Can you think straight and find what this means?
ONE
I have one
You have one
Your mother uses your father's one
A married lady would possess one
A divorced lady would lose her one
A Pope doesn't use his one
Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one
Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one
Lord Krishna had a long-long one
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Indian usually have long ones
Do you have one?
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred one?
(It's a riddle. Think before you answer. It's an easy
answer,just
think
STRAIGHT & SIMPLE, NOT NAUGHTY) Hee...Hee....Hee....;-)
Keep guessing ! Don't give up yet.
The answer is - you tell me lets see what u thought.....
(Answer by e-mail only)
A man in prison one day had a visitor for the first time.
After the visit, the guard said to the prisoner, "You have never had visitors before, who was that person?"
The prisoner told him, well, I won't tell you who, but I'll
give you a clue:
"Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father was
my father's son.
... Who was the visitor?
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