Another one got caught today, it's all over
the papers. "Teenager
Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal", "Hacker
Arrested after Bank
Tampering"... Damn kids. They're all alike.
But did you, in your
three-piece psychology and 1950's technobrain,
ever take a look
behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever
wonder what made him tick,
what forces shaped him, what may have molded
him?
I am a hacker, enter my world...Mine is a world
that begins with
school... I'm smarter than most of the other
kids, this crap they
teach us bores me... Damn underachiever. They're
all alike. I'm
in junior high or high school. I've listened
to teachers explain
for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction.
I understand it.
"No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I did
it in my head..."
Damn kid. Probably copied it. They're all
alike.
I made a discovery today. I found a computer.
Wait a second, this
is cool. It does what I want it to. If it
makes a mistake, it's
because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn't
like me... Or feels
threatened by me.. Or thinks I'm a smart ass..
Or doesn't like
teaching and shouldn't be here... Damn kid.
All he does is play
games. They're all alike.
And then it happened... a door opened to a
world... rushing through
the phone line like heroin through an addict's
veins, an electronic
pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day
incompetencies is
sought... a board is found. "This is it...
this is where I belong..."
I know everyone here... even if I've never
met them, never talked to
them, may never hear from them again... I
know you all...
Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They're
all alike...
You bet your ass we're all alike... we've
been spoon-fed baby food
at school when we hungered for steak... the
bits of meat that you
did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless.
We've been
dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic.
The few that had
something to teach found us willing pupils,
but those few are like
drops of water in the desert. This is our
world now... the world of
the electron and the switch, the beauty of
the baud.
We make use of a service already existing without
paying for what
could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering
gluttons, and
you call us criminals. We explore...and you
call us criminals. We seek
after knowledge...and you call us criminals.
We exist without skin
color, without nationality, without religious
bias...and you call us
criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage
wars, you murder, cheat,
and lie to us and try to make us believe it's
for our own good, yet
we're the criminals.
Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity.
My crime is that
of judging people by what they say and think,
not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something
that you will never
forgive me for.
I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You
may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all...after all, we're
all alike.
+++The Mentor+++
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