Chapter Two of the Choirgirl HOTeL…

Written by Jamie Barshoe

As Fox Mulder cautiously entered the hotel room, Danna crouched in the porcelain tub and pulled the shower curtain around his street pharmacist's body.

"Over here is the mysterious cocaine Agent Fox", said Adrien innocently. "I have no idea where or how it came to be in my room." Suddenly, from the busy streets below, there was a loud CRASH!

Fox and Adrien ran to the window to see what was the matter. As they did, Danna was able to escape outside the open hotel room door.

"Thank Goodness... I was able to escape." He said as he wiped the sweat from his brow.

Meanwhile outside....

Damn it ...That mailbox came out of nowhere, what is that the third this month, and my new Ford Explorer...shit!" yelled Jaime Barshoe

"Oh great, now look what you've done, I can't believe you did this." Screamed the cars other passenger Karol LaFromage. "Now we are stuck in this city... we'll never make it to paradise, I mean Plattsburgh. I guess we had better find a hotel to stay in and quick, it’s about to rain."

The two star kereoke singers made their way into the ChoirGirl Hotel to check for any vacancies. "Can I help you?" said the tall, dark, handsome bell clerk.

"We need a room for a couple of nights, any available?" Jaime said hopefully.

"Well, we do have one left, Room 452...Follow me I'll take you right up." As the bell clerk came out from around his desk, his nametag glistened in the light of the huge chandeliers.

Unfortunately it read "Pete", which unleashed homicidal thoughts in the two singers. As they got into the elevator, there was a loud CRACK... BOOM. It seems as though the rainstorm had brought about an electrical storm, which caused the elevator to stop mid-floor.

The two singers glared at Pete. At least we have someone to talk to, you know to KILL the time!" Karol said. Pete did not look too thrilled. And much to the singers’ dismay, he began to talk.

"Well, I did get my English degree, but it hasn't really lead me anywhere but here...GO FIGURE." Within minutes the elevator began to climb again. As the door opened, the famous Gentle Sac rushed head on into Karol and they both fell to the ground.

"Going my way?" he said sultrily.

"With you... I don't think so." Karol said, "I have much more important things to do, sorry." The two singers ran off the elevator with Pete slowly tagging their luggage behind on their way to room 452.