Chapter Five of the Choirgirl HOTeL…

Written by Karol LaFromage

Last we knew our supposed hero, Gentle Sac (if he's our hero, we're in trouble) signed Kyribelle, the famous stripper to dance at his club. Then Adrien and Mulder kicked in the door of Jaime's and Karol's room.

Adrien saw Greg Marlboro giving Karol a back rub, and Jaime watching hockey.

Jaime seemed un-phased by the disruption. "Damn those Flyers! The Sabres better win!"

"Hello," said Adrien demurely. "Our door was locked, and we couldn't get out." "You could've knocked." Said Jaime. "Who are you anyway?"

"I'm Adrien Amos, the famous writer."

"Don't you mean Adrien Amos, the famous crack whore. When was the last time one of your books got published?" Karol said.

"And who are you?" Said Adrien icily.

"I'm Karol, and this is Jaime. We're kareoke singers."

"Who's the wino?" Asked Fox.

"I'm (hack, hack) Greg Marlboro, Karol's fiancé."

"What?" Yelled Jaime. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"It's been a secret engagement for several years. While I was off making millions singing kareoke, Greg was here making millions in pity money and 100 spots from Gentle Sac." Karol explained.

"After my divorce (cough) with the lovely stripper Kyribelle'e sister, Katiribelle, I was devastated. But Karol helped me through it, and we fell in love." Greg said.

Adrien and Mulder looked at the unlikely couple doubtfully, as Jaime screamed again, "Those fucking flyers! They made another goal!"

Gentle Sac thoroughly enjoyed Kyribelle's performance, as he knew he would. "Hey, baby." He said. "Want to go back to my place?"

"This is a business only deal," said Kyribelle horrified at the prospect of sleeping with this petifile super-star. She was more into girls anyway!

That's the third time today! Thought Danna to himself. I need a new pick up line!

Jenn returned from work tired and sore, after a day of set building. She was very frustrated by the noise going on next door and went to knock and ask them to be quiet.

"Hey." She said as she banged on the door. "Can you guys keep it down in there?"

Jaime answered the door. "Do I know you form somewhere?" Jaime asked Jenn.

"I don't know." She said. "Maybe we were roommates in a past life."

Jaime laughed, "Yeah."

"You guys are being loud, can you keep it down?"

"Sure," said Jaime.

Jenn saw Greg sitting next to Karol. "Greg?" She asked.

He laughed. Jenn always wanted gossip, he thought to himself. "Hey Jenn, new gossip for you, I'm engaged."

Jenn laughed loudly at this one, what a kidder that Greg is she thought.

Pete the bellboy stared at the lovely young woman standing before Kyribelle's sister, Katiribelle had just rented a room on the tenth floor...