The Law of Hypocrisy

Hypocrisy is the one true state of being. It is the only institution which humans can readily and easily attain without even thinking about it. Hypocrisy is when you say one thing and do another. My feelings tell me that the state of paradox falls under this category as well or rather hypocrisy falls under paradox. Paradox being that two things opposite contradict each other yet exist in the same space and time. Every being can be and do two opposite things at the same time.

And honestly that's all there is to it. Pretty simple, huh? I realize that as a human being I am permitted to make tons of mistakes with my life so long as I learn from them. The one mistake that I constantly make however and have an extremely difficult time rectifying is being a hypocrite.

I have a tendency to try to be open-minded and unbiased and yet I am always thinking judgmentally. The good thing about this though, is that I realize it and I try to fix it. I am currently in the process of trying to break down all the stereotypical barriers we as a society have built up.

Under the theory of hypocrisy I can further justify my theory on religion. Thus stated my theory on religion is simply this: everyone is right. Everyone with all their beliefs and deities, they are all correct.

My mother's god and christ exist. My father's non-existent gods (he's atheist) don't exist. My friend B's god exists. The Fool and all my spirits and faeries exist. Everyone is right, but not necessarily for each other. The greatest paradox to ever exist.

I believe that what ever one should believe will come true for them, but not for others. So my mother will go to her heaven. My father will go to his oblivion. I will most definitely be reincarnated.

You can agree with me. You can disagree with me. But for me, I am right. The perfect theory upheld by its own right. How do you like them apples?