Subject: Make Money Fast (with added BLOCK CAPITALS!!!)
From: [email protected] (Spog)
Newsgroups: alt.stupidity, rec.humor

Yes - it is easy.

You can make a million dollars per week from home.

Without working.

Without getting out of bed.

Without being alive.

In fact even people who only exist as a figment of imagination are making a billion dollars per hour.

YOU CAN TELL IT IS A GENUINE OFFER AS I AM TYPING IN BLOCK CAPITALS

All you have to do is send 100 dollars to the first 5 addresses in your local phone book.

Within seconds, huge trucks, full of money will arrive on your door step.

Gold bars will be posted to you every day.

Picasso paintings will magically appear in your grotty little bedsit.

Nymphomaniacs will flock to your house, desperate for your body.

Gain eternal life.

It worked for me! I am so rich, that I spend my free time posting unconvincing messages to thousands of newsgroups, OCCASIONALLY USING BLOCK CAPITALS TO MAKE MY POINT.

And lots of exclaimation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And lots of dollar signs$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

You too can join the ranks of the gullible morons - send me all your money and I will tell you how