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What to say when called a Liar! The sweetest thing you EVER heard!
Well... {and not only i do this! even the great calvin does it!}

Ahem... If some one calls you a liar... just say...
-- call me a liar will you?? WELL... YOU'RE just a POOP-HEAD! so THERE! --

*taken from the one and only Calvin and Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book. Pretty good answer huh?? Hehehehe..




This is a quote taken from Jane Austen's "Persuasion".
It is when Captain Frederick Wentworth writes to Miss Anne Elliot:

'I must go, uncertain of my fate; but i shall return hither, or follow your party, as soon as possible. A word, a look will be enough to decide whether I enter your father's house this evening, or never.'

Now you just tell me that isn't sweet! Go on!!
-- don't you just LOVE Jane Austen?? --



True Experience!
Ok.. here i was in the bathroom with my cousin and came out to wash my hands -- slight note that just before this we were arguing -- when suddenly i heard her shout! I immediately asked her what was the matter when she opened up the stall door with an incredulous look on her face... She made me look in and what did i find?? HEE hEE!!! Her GLASSES fell into the bowl... AND SHE HADN'T FLUSHED YET!!! EWWWWW.... Serve her right for arguing with me huh??

Funny eh?

By the way, below is something i received in the mail. I found it amusing though slightly offensive if you are a person of imagination -- tsk! tsk! -- and now i hope you do too! It's called the Birth of a Candy Bar. Read ON, dudes and dudettes!



 
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