So here's the deal: if you have something you think fits, feel free to send it. You can retain the rights and you will receive full credit and the whole nine yards. Ideally, it should make some sort of comment on society or pop culture or government, and pointing out the shortfalls of politicians like Preston Manning or corporate giants like Bill Gates is always welcome, as are reviews of movies, CDs, shows you've been to, web sites, other e-zines, etc. We might edit it for spelling, grammar or clarity but we will not make it unrecognizable to you. Deal?

This is not generally a fiction or poetry place but if it strikes a chord with us (like Toby Steel's Suckhole), or if you are willing to go to the time and effort of sending it to us, then that's cool.

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Or you can send it to Jason or Sam individually.