Clownz

welcome to my nitemare.......

cant go to sleep ..clowns will get me...cant go to sleep clowns will get me... cant go to sleep clowns will get me...cant go to sleep...clowns will get me cant go to sleep clowns will get me..

beyond the earth ...beyond the stars...the planets...the rainbows...the dreams and
visions of
human kind....there is a place...a place surrounded by stardust, and confetti....a 'land'
where papier-mache' flowers, fill the horizon with color...and rabbits race escaping black
tophats....and 'fat ladys' hungry for an easy meal...
filled within the the gaps between tents in this floating carnival in space there are
midgets on uni cycles and two headed snakes devouring 'push-me pull-me' lamas.....

off in the distance....an overbearing beast with too much makeup stands..
-painted cheeks and curved lips...eyes dark in mascara and liner...causing his most
illuminating stare, to burn all who gaze into it ...
(angry and vengeful...horrid and violent) he observes his heaven with a kind of cocky
smirk on his porcelin face.......his name....?

GOD~~

along with him lives a group of clowns, known as angels...each with their own specific ideas in how to
please their master....each with their specialty (from juggling to magick...from high wire stunts....to
balloon animals...---(each with a demented and perverse sense of humor) each with a look of their
own....
God was the gifted...his magick consisted of natural gasses (released from the elephants and camels
chained to the grounds over seen by ring masters armed with whips....)
he found thru mixing these gasses with other bigtop debris he could create a soul (a being).....THIS
was
his heavenly workshop...and the souls would be implanted in the human forms upon the planet earth
~~(which essentially are nothing more then balloon animals..thrown away)

God clown enjoyed watching his creations...their struggles, their wars..their murders..their praying
and pleading...(he found this entertaining...he found this wonderful)

With his ego driven desire for 'seeing' his creations in the making, his powerful magic trix at
work...he decided a lab could be fun for the observation and amusement of he and his fellow angel
clowns..~~by doing this he tried a few new ideas for the substance/or lack of....of the human
-balloon
animal- souls---

the soul experiments took off so well..the laughs were too much to not make it a weekend act of play
for god clown and his disciples..... he could watch the mutilated beings come into form...each one
with
its own fault...weakness or nothingness...
experiments with the 'nothingness' were created for mere entertainment....the effect was rather
amazing...and god was pleased, as its easier for him to throw his wrath upon the empty and
void...then it is against those who he found fascinating enuff to keep upon his board of balloons....he
felt like the void ones filled in the spaces on his wall and made the special ones stand out more
predominant...almost an artistic effect (he felt) ~~oh yes they did fill their balloon shells on the
planet, but God found a way to keep them close ....as well~~all for the game

once the figures were placed upon his board he could then toss his poizon darts upon it and hope to
hit
a 'good one'-----and win a prize ...(teehee)( he always wanted to win that great big panda....)
[note: this is the true reason why 'bad things happen to good people' ]

these mechanical, animated, and sometimes empty souls
were then placed upon the world/and board
simultaneously---the outcome was so good that more and
more were placed..scattered about...with the ability to breed...
god clown found this boring after a bit...and decided to add
some challenge to his game ...

he created a more free thinking freak which could be a more
feeling target for his hunt --for pleasure......purhaps a
'moving target' may be fun....
one clown protested this game...felt it was wrong...thought
maybe it was just as much fun to gather after a tight rope
walker fell from the wire and they were called in to distract
the other onlookers.....god clown cast him out of the bigtop for his opinions.....and sent
him down into the bucket of water, which other clowns dove into from great hieghts, for
kicks on their days off...

sitting at the bottom of this bucket satan clown' s make up was washed away...and he
escaped the waters...he made the choice to flee from the carnival heaven... he fired up his
tiny auto....

the other angel clowns cursed him and broke his personal toys within his private
quarters.......some of them who decided to follow piled in ---[he may have gotten 50 of them
into that small volkswagon]--- !
he cursed the god clown...who was a bit disinterested in this blank faced
clown's..escape....(didnt need him anyway...)

Satan clown blew his big red horn ,....and drove away.....(God clown was
disinterested...besides he was in the middle of a big rubber nose job...)

Satan clown attempted to connect with the souls made up at the
carnival, and taught them free
will...choices...love and hate..thru books and candy apples of
knowledge....-thru lsd and cable
programming-(things which were never instilled into them upon leaving
the carnival....things which
they were not aware of....)

he made a friend...a human balloon animal but most remarkable.....he
persuaded him to write a
book)he taught him the horrors of the carnival...the powers of the god
clown....and spoke upon the
truths of the violence in the bigtop- land of heaven...his name was
Bi-Bull....
Bi-bull was sought out by the angels who followed the god clown . they discovered what he was up
to...they tracked him...found him......and shot him (again and again with play guns loaded with
rubber tipped arrows....but these arrows penetrated right thru him)
....Bi-bulls body was demolished....satan clown was sad...

"Your filled with holes my friend, are you alright?"....no responce...his heart had ceased to
beat...the air had left him..

Satan clown picked up the journals and scripts of Bi-bull and decided to name it after his friend who
was now filled with god clowns holes.....(hence the name ----hole-y bi bull-- he would not be
forgotten)
satan clown thought----

the angel clowns were angry that the work continued to be passed about...and decided to enter the
bodies of the void vessels who were results of their experiments in the labs...and they altered what
they
could..(over the years they are still changing things ...)

so among us walks the 'void'....among us walks the faithful clown
'servents'...among us walks the 'jokes' ...the 'mechanical'...the 'vacant'...and
then their are the free thinkers/spirits...the escaped ones...
....the hunted victims of the god clown and his angels....and his followers...who
possess constantly the living balloon animals we know as people..
on a daily basis they are working....thru the void....thru the helium tanks/and
big red noses....thru the juggled balls of dreamworlds.....within the balloon
amimals...and within the poizoned cotton candy and popcorn we call
"psychologists" fed to us within books/tv and office visits..~self help~)

the ultimate goal....to kill the spirit and win the panda...(not
the body...just the spirit *grin*) the body would be far too easy
and less challenging ruining the game..
---as the free ones continue to breed the god clown knows his
powerful glowing eyes are dimming...and his giant feet are
shrinking...his horn blows not so loudly....his humor is
weakening...and when the last laugh comes...he will be another
addition to the 'truly tasteless joke book' of time...

But he hasnt weakened enuff yet to stop fearing him.....when
asleep his angels come to visit...with dreams of lollipops...and
murder
when awake he manifests these dreams...thru void ones...or the
free thinkers who hes made madd with their interactions with
working clowns who roam among the living causing pain and
war...

its a disease which spreads every
second....every breath....and the
world as we know it is deflating...
so when you close your eyes at
night remember the red light off in
the distance...may not be the button
on your alarm clock...but the nose...

of a vengeful jester...waiting for his moment to avenge
the betrayal of a clown called GOD...

"the truth is out there..."
~~and in here...and near you...and around you...and watching you~~

written by ~Messiahchick~
a second part has been added by EmREX (once known as "CROW")

PART TWO
~~by EmRex~~

Judgement for the Jokers

As Time grew older and perhaps even wizer God clown prepared himself for his final performance. The
light faded from the
arena inside the carnival tent, and the crowds of balloon animals sat down in their seats. They had
paid go(o)d money to see the
show.

God clown gathered his angel clowns behind the curtain. The reflection od a spot light appeared on
the
crimson cloth. God
clown took a deep breath and as the curtain was pulled aside he and his angels stepped into the ring
and walked over the
rubble, consisting of human bones.

As the applaudes faded God clown roared "Let The Show Begin!" "Yes, Indeed Let It Begin!" shouted
another voice. The
voice came from the center of a crowd and the spot light was moved from God clown to Satan clown.

To start the show and to display his powers, God clown made the unexpecting balloon animals gasp
for breath and and feel
starvation. The balloon animals fell to the floor, some shattered.

What God clown did not know was that Satan clown had grown strong as Time had passed on Earth.
Satan clown showed
human kind - the audience - the Freedom of Choice. Some balloon animals were shocked by this, and
shattered.

Next God clown ordered his angel clowns to juggle the Pies of decease around the crowded tent. The
angel clowns wheeled
the creamy white Pies of decease. They grinned underneath their make up as more and more balloon
animals fell to the floor
when the Pies came near, and shattered.

God clown laughed in triumph when he saw the balloon animals shatter.

Satan clown acted at once, reading from the Hole-y Bi-bull, to show the wolrd the true face of God
clown, underneath his
black and white make up. In wrath God clown a copy of the Hole-y Bi-bull at Satan clown, but the
advercary caught the book
and embraced it.

Then the unicyclists of the Apocalypse rolled out on their horried steel creation, gleaming in the light,
juggling thousands of balls
of fire between them. The four midgets throwed the balls into the crowds and smiled as balloon
animals shattered.

To God clowns surprise Satan clown dodged the balls, stood up and taught mankind that they didnt
need leaders to follow.

God clown saw himself loose and made the balloon animals fight each other. A horried war raced
through the tent, around the
ring. This was a silent war; the ballon animals did not want to miss the Show, they enjoyed
interacting in it, with their blooded
knuckles. When the war was over some ballon animals had not shattered.

A ring of balloon animals, those who did not shatter, was created and came closer to Satan clown,
gathered around him. God
clown and his angel clowns saw this and gathered in the center of the ring. Bells rang out, the only
instrument of the orchestra,
that had not faded for good.

The God clown and the angel clowns then melted together, like quicksilver, forming the shape of a
hideous creature, with three
legs, four arms and two orange eyes. It stood up on its threee hind legs, opened its mouth and
screamed. The bells faded and
died. The Clown creature hissed and screamed again, moving its missfigured mouth, frothing.

"You have lost", yelled Satan clown from the small gathering of balloon animals, those who did not
shatter.

The Clown creature looked around the tent. It screamed.

All the balloon animals were gone. There was no one there to see the Clown creature as they had
killed
each other in the silent
battle God clown ordered. God clown was raging, but he had no followers now that his angel clowns
were all inside of him,
being parts of him. The Clown creature's clawd hands pounded the floor, making the bones rattle in
their sleep.

But Satan clown only looked at the sight for a few moments before he spoke again.

"You are alone! You have destroyed your creation with your greed and now you have nothing but your
deformed body."

"You have lost."

The balloon animals walked out the tent. So did Satan clown. The tent crumbled and caved in
towards its center. God clown
was gone, buried by, in and under his own creation.

The balloon animals and Satan clown traveled for a long Time before they reached Earth. There they
saw a future without black
and white faces

...And without red noses, glowing in the dark.

[the Story Judgement for the Jokers is © Crow ]

and in parting from you now..
i bid you all goodnite ~ sweet dreams ~