so maybe we're not exactly HOODLUMS, but our activities probably personify "golf hooliganism" (yes folks it really is a word, i looked it up).  eric, g, and myself have been sneaking onto a certain swanky, private golf course in the area and tinkering with our swings (haha!), getting good exercise, and having a bit of fun at the same time.  after all, who really wants to schedule a 'tee time' (whatever that is) and pay to golf when you can just run onto the course and whack balls to your hearts delight? (that came out bad).  even though it's fun, golf hooliganism is really a chance to make fun of our society's elite.  i golf with my pants rolled up to my knees (it's part of style) and no shoes (gives me traction).  my fellow hooligans sport similar golfing styles.  while angry, middleaged businessmen who have put away a few cocktails drive around in their carts, the three hooligans 'golf' for the good of mankind.  wordy word.

an introduction to golf hooligans

footage of hooligans in action
eric hitting a golf ball
G hitting a golf ball
me hitting a golf ball